Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It falls to pieces because glue is not enough to keep pure glitter together.

I wish I could find some blind bags at the supermarkets

 

granted, you've seen him full naked


I wish this game isn't so evil and that I can play it

 

Granted. The game plays you as well.




I wish that I hadn't eaten all of that candy.

 

granted, you're taking a break in the dumpster :Trollestia:


I wish not to be ninjad

 

[video=youtube;sBe5bQ1wZtI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBe5bQ1wZtI[/video]

Granted. Needs explaining? :Trollestia:

I wish for a pineapple

 

Granted. http://www.explosm.net/comics/1541/

I wish I had one week of holidays.

 

Granted. You spend the majority of it hospitalised but at least you've discovered the wonders of literature.

I wish that my next wish didn't get corrupted.

 

Granted. But this one does.

I wish that I would not not not not not not not not not get a hug from Rainbow Dash *trollface*

 

granted, threads change places


I wish that other thread was more active

 

Granted! Only you post on it. You get to a quintuple post before the mods notice.



I wish that Lent was easier!

 

Granted. You are now a pig.

I wish I wasn't this attractive. Seriously, I get hit on too often.

 

Granted. You're now Big Mac, if you know what I mean

I wish I'd found my Wii controlers ._.

 

Granted! They were in the septic tank. Don't worry, they still work.




I wish that I had an awesome accent!

 

Granted. It's the same one as mine, British

I wish I could speak Gaelic as well as being able to put on an Irish accent

 

Granted. They are obviously fake and you get beat up for speaking like that.





I wish that Algebra was as fun as calculus or trigonometry.

 

Granted. Algebra stays the same but calculus and trigonometry get more boring.:Trollestia:

I wish that I could use magic in real life.

 

Granted. You-know-who kills you. Nyeh he he

I wish for everything to all go according to plan i.e one of the headteacher candidates I interview is a brony