Granted. You mind is blown after you trade numbers for letters and vice-versa and goes through the most crazy day of your life. I'd wish I stopped wasting my good wishes here instead of Improved Wishes. (Where you should all be.) Edit: So many ninjas. Sheesh. He rates Rarity :derpe:
Granted. Those are not your normal inches. Those are meters in disguise. Now you're taller than a bus. I wish for more glamour.
Granted! All of the glamour you will achieve in life is compacted to a single, glorious, yet brief, moment. No one sees it. I wish that I could shot web.
Granted. You bind yourself, for ever, ever, ever, ever. I wish I knew why your Pony prefers hands to hooves.
Granted! You have 30 seconds to live before you are reincarnated as a cup! I wish I could do a back flip!
Granted. They're all sad and Pinkie's away and unaware of the situation, so she cannot cheer them I wish for moar pony music
Granted, you now have the magical power to take away your own magical power. I wish i made more money.
Granted. Your electricity stops working :Trollestia: I wish that my laptop wouldn't overheat after 10 hours of using it.
Granted. She's even cuter than you think, but she hates you and moves away. I wish they'd let me close the door to my room here at work.
Granted, your grades fail and you end up as a hobo. You can't watch ponies anymore because you can't afford a computer. Oh, and your parent(s) disown you. I wish my new sister Apple Bloom would like me.
Granted. She likes you way too much and literally glues herself in you. I'd wish I had a friend IRL alike one of the mane 6.