Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It's Flutter*squee!*.

I wish that I had a Derpy snowglobe.

 

Granted. it breaks.

I wish I had a Scootaloo nightlight

 

Granted. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtbvK9Z7dHWGq4-sMrDfsgZzF7tLDYWp39cIRKp7Fj40agmygVPw

I wish I wasn't lazy.

 

Granted. You now physically can't move.

I wish my room didn't stink of glue

 

Granted. It smells like poo. (haha I can rhyme)

I wish that my pony picture that I put up in school didn't get taken down within an hour.

 

granted, it went down after minute


I wish for irl pony banner

 

Granted. You proudly take it outside where it starts raining, soaking your hard work. Then are car comes by, drives in a puddle and splashes you. You try to go back inside but you realised that you are locked outside. So you place the banner on your car and try to find your keys. But then, lightning strikes and hits the car, causing it to explode and the banner gets burnt as well. Then a breeze blows away the remaining ashes you have less.

I wish that I won't get ninja'd after spending so much time writing that.

EDIT:

 

Granted, you now have 1 hour and 44 minutes before you're IP blocked from EqD and EPR forever. And pinkie died. And a horse at your left hand. And the old MLP show is going to take over the new one.

I wish I didn't have to eat like a vegan.

 

Granted. You have get evicted from your house and you get fired. Because you are homeless and unemployed, you must eat like a hobo.

I wish that I had something nice to say.

 

granted, now you have to kill little cute animals (including ponies (and ones from Equestria)), or else someone will kill you.
you say :"something nice"


I wish ^never comes true


edit:

 

Granted. It comes true (I love how creative I am).

I wish that my laptop could handle PC gaming.

 

Granted, it now weighs 4,500 lb.s and runs off of world suffering. SHUT IT OFF NOW.

I wish I wasn't this mean.

 

Granted. You're cute and small and innocent... Until you snap out. *Fluttershy mode on*

I wish I had a bigger room.

 

Granted. You have to share it with 30 other people. And they smell bad.

I wish that my printer wasn't so slow.

 

Granted. However it takes 90% to turn it on/off.

I wish I was even better at FPS games (I'm running out of ideas)

 

Granted. Your console breaks.

I wish that we did a game making/computing module in ICT.

 

granted, but after 3 years of work, it doesn't work




I wish for more comeback characters

 

Granted. They disappear forever after their appearance.

I'd like Trixie and Luna to appear a lot in the background from now on. Or to have more episodes.