Corrupt Wishes

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  1. B-Dog1996

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    Granted. They have an episode where they are banished to the moon forever.

    I wish that I was still off school.
     
  2. Faon Karino

    Faon Karino A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted. Me, as a good ninja, sneaks into your bedroom and injects a poison that inducts you to a coma until your school begins again.

    I wish I was a goddamn ninja.
     
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    Granted, However you took an arrow to the knee

    I wish I was original
     
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    Granted, your original success makes you so popular you are hailed buy prepubescent teens as the next Justin Bieber. The internet's scorn is harsh indeed.

    I wish my new sister apple bloom didn't apply herself with glue and then hug me.
     
  5. Faon Karino

    Faon Karino A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted. She is infected with Cutie Pox and is going crazy and has no time for you.

    I wish I'd found a special somepony.
     
  6. Yetione

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    granted, but she lives in Antarctica

    I wish I found special somepony that lives near me
     
  7. ThePoeticPony

    ThePoeticPony Forgetful Pro

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    Granted. She's ugly as buck, mean as buck and smelly as buck, but you're forced into being her special somepony.

    I wish I could make time go slower so I could write this fic and do my coursework
     
  8. Yetione

    Yetione Local snowpony

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    granted, you're slower as well



    I wish I wasn't so tired
     
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    Biohazardjonny A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted. you are wide awake] and you never sleep.

    I wish my job didnt make me work over.
     
  10. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. They only give you 1 hour a week and cut your pay.

    I wish for your wish to come true.
     
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    Granted. Yours does as well.

    I wish for FIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEE!
     
  12. B-Dog1996

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    Granted. It burns out of control, destroying all your possessions. It then sets the furniture ablaze. You barely get out alive. You then found out that you're not insured so none of it can be replaced. Then a bird craps on you.

    I wish to be able to produce duct tape at will.
     
  13. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted, you can't control it and cover everything you look at, touch, hear, or think about in duct tape.

    I wish for a tasty watermelon.
     
  14. Placidzone

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    Granted, it rots.

    I wish to go to the moon.
     
  15. Yetione

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    granted, no luna there



    I wish I met Twilight Sparkle
     
  16. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. You MET her once years ago just in passing and she's completely forgotten you.

    I wish I hadn't run out of things I wanted to wish for.
     
  17. Yetione

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    granted, now you can only wish for more gore fanfics



    I wish people would prefer improved wishes game
     
  18. Illuminate Sparkle

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    Granted, however the people who prefer it turns into brony - haters


    I wish for true peace in this world
     
  19. Placidzone

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    Granted, The world ends in a firey sun inferno.

    I wish that this thread would never end.
     
  20. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. You are no longer allowed to participate in it.

    I wish to not wish for more gore fanfics.
     

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