Granted. They have an episode where they are banished to the moon forever. I wish that I was still off school.
Granted. Me, as a good ninja, sneaks into your bedroom and injects a poison that inducts you to a coma until your school begins again. I wish I was a goddamn ninja.
Granted, your original success makes you so popular you are hailed buy prepubescent teens as the next Justin Bieber. The internet's scorn is harsh indeed. I wish my new sister apple bloom didn't apply herself with glue and then hug me.
Granted. She is infected with Cutie Pox and is going crazy and has no time for you. I wish I'd found a special somepony.
Granted. She's ugly as buck, mean as buck and smelly as buck, but you're forced into being her special somepony. I wish I could make time go slower so I could write this fic and do my coursework
Granted. It burns out of control, destroying all your possessions. It then sets the furniture ablaze. You barely get out alive. You then found out that you're not insured so none of it can be replaced. Then a bird craps on you. I wish to be able to produce duct tape at will.
Granted, you can't control it and cover everything you look at, touch, hear, or think about in duct tape. I wish for a tasty watermelon.
Granted. You MET her once years ago just in passing and she's completely forgotten you. I wish I hadn't run out of things I wanted to wish for.
Granted, however the people who prefer it turns into brony - haters I wish for true peace in this world