Granted, it doesn't cost as much, but they are sold out and you can't get in. I wish the post office had delivered my package...
Granted. It's shred, in pieces, wet and burned. Yes, wet and burned. Problem? [/adele] I wish to find bronies to play games with.
Granted, they decide to act out the cupcakes fan fic. You play Rainbow Dash. I wish for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter to not suck when it comes out.
granted, but Abraham Lincoln now wakes up and bets you for playing that game. I wish everyday was like today
Granted. By the end of the day someone smashes you in the face with a shovel. This happens every day for the rest of your life. I wish for some blueberry pancakes.
Granted, you only have one that creates portals that go nowhere. I wish more people read and replied to the news announcements.
Granted. It doesn't work. EDIT: Ninja'd. Granted. So many people reply at once that the site cannot handle all the ninjas so it implodes, creating a black hole and destroying the internet. I wish that I wouldn't get eaten by Pinkie in my sleep.
Granted! Celestia eats you instead.:derpe: I wish I had a lower standard of deviation on my last lab.
Granted. Next time you are the one singing all the songs. I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
Granted. You become a child forever. (I am a very good singer, just so you know '-') I wish for DragonBait to make moar jokes.
Granted. They involve a lot of Andrew Dice Clay style and everyone hates them. (I wouldn't do this really. I have enough talent to not have to work blue.) I wish someone would make a better Vampire: The Masquerade game.
Granted. The graphics are improved, but all the vampires are replaced with Edward Cullen and you don't get to kill any. I wish I could fly right up to the sky (cookie if you get the reference)
