Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Yetione

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    granted, but you fall right down after, and break a leg



    I wish for more awesome puns
     
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    Granted. They all revolve around making fun of you.

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    Granted. All of your controllers break.

    I wish I was independently wealthy and didn't have to go to work in the morning.
     
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    granted, but you're alone



    I wish for some cake
     
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    Granted. It's stale and moldy, but you only realize this after you start eating it.

    I wish I had some pony spaghetti.
     
  6. Yetione

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    granted, it's made of Rarity, and now you feel guilt for eating her for rest of your life.


    I wish no pony ever gets hurt again.
     
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    Granted. They can't feel pain if they are dead, can they?

    I wish for eternal night. *Nightmare Moon*
     
  8. Yetione

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    granted, but Celestia rules the moon


    I wish for mlp irl
     
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    Granted. They all live on an isolated island and don't allow visitors.

    I wish the nascar race wasn't preempting tv right now.
     
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    Granted, It's now interpretive dance to Dubstep.

    I wish cars could phase through walls.
     
  11. Yetione

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    granted, but they crash int air


    I wish internet has more funny
     
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    Granted. It's funny to everyone but you.

    I wish I knew what was going on.
     
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    Granted, your keyboard breaks so you can't respond.

    I wish that English wasn't a core subject for GCSE.
     
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    granted, now it's Quantum Physics



    I wish I could time travel
     
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    Granted. You tavel back to the beggining of the universe, no oxygen.

    I wish my wish aws uncorruptable.
     
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    granted, you have void wish


    I wish I never make typos
     
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    Granted, your fingers and toes fall off so you can't type anymore.

    I wish the helicopter flying around would find whoever it is that they are looking for.
     
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    granted, they are looking for you


    I wish for less commotion
     
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    Granted, you lose your sense of hearing.

    I wish for these last 10 minutes of work to fly by.
     
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    Granted, time is now going twice as fast forever

    I wish I had more time.
     

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