Granted. They all revolve around making fun of you. I wish I had a new Marvel v.s Capcom 3, heat scratch free.
Granted. All of your controllers break. I wish I was independently wealthy and didn't have to go to work in the morning.
Granted. It's stale and moldy, but you only realize this after you start eating it. I wish I had some pony spaghetti.
granted, it's made of Rarity, and now you feel guilt for eating her for rest of your life. I wish no pony ever gets hurt again.
Granted. They all live on an isolated island and don't allow visitors. I wish the nascar race wasn't preempting tv right now.
Granted, your keyboard breaks so you can't respond. I wish that English wasn't a core subject for GCSE.
Granted. You tavel back to the beggining of the universe, no oxygen. I wish my wish aws uncorruptable.
Granted, your fingers and toes fall off so you can't type anymore. I wish the helicopter flying around would find whoever it is that they are looking for.