Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Yetione

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    granted, you have 30 more seconds

    I wish for more electronic pony music
     
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    Granted, but the CD is badly scratched...

    I wish my snare drum was properly adjusted.
     
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    Granted. The head snaps and breaks as soon as it's adjusted properly. All your drumsticks break too.

    I wish work would let me go home early.
     
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    granted, but you have to work at home


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    Granted, but you can no longer get the job you want

    I wish I was a tree.
     
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    Granted, you're a tree in Lord of The Rings

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    granted, but it's ugly


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    Granted, congratulations, you broke the rules of the internet, and now the world will end *slow clapping*

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    granted, but now they do in 2013


    I wish for Hospitality festival near me
     
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    Granted, the "We Love To Ruin Parties" festival is right next door.

    I wish pony shirts were delivered quicker
     
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    Granted, but there is no rain check.

    I wish I didn't have to go out and do lawn work.
     
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    granted, you have to clean the toilette



    I wish for more bad puns
     
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    Granted, but you loose your voice

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    Granted. It eats you.

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    Granted, you will crash it.

    I wish I had stuff to wish for.
     
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    Granted, but you now have no more wishes and are depressed that you cannot get any of your wishes.

    I wish I had a pet rock
     
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    Granted, but it just crushed you

    I wish I had more Earl Grey tea...
     
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    Granted, now if only you had water to make it in...

    I wish i could hug Luna
     
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    Granted, but she's not hugging back.

    I wish I had a new iPod touch...
     

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