Granted. The head snaps and breaks as soon as it's adjusted properly. All your drumsticks break too. I wish work would let me go home early.
Granted, congratulations, you broke the rules of the internet, and now the world will end *slow clapping* I wish people didn't actually believe in the tripe that is "2012"
Granted, the "We Love To Ruin Parties" festival is right next door. I wish pony shirts were delivered quicker
Granted, but you now have no more wishes and are depressed that you cannot get any of your wishes. I wish I had a pet rock