Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. The battery connections for it are non-existent.

    I wish for a margarita on the rocks, with salt.
     
    #4001 Dragonbait, Mar 30, 2012
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    Granted. Your pizza gets dropped off a cliff and gets impaled by jagged rocks. Then the sea water covers it and makes it soggy and salty.

    I wish I could drive. (inb4 crashing the car)
     
    #4002 B-Dog1996, Mar 30, 2012
  3. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. You unintentionally drive everyone crazy and/or to drink.

    I wish I was able to juggle well.
     
    #4003 Dragonbait, Mar 30, 2012
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    Granted, you'll die in each one.

    I wish I could replace my armv6 processor with an armv7...
     
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    Granted. You replace it but your head explodes.

    I wish I could come up with better corrupt wishes.
     
    #4005 B-Dog1996, Mar 30, 2012
  6. Oro

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    Granted, but they fit more in "improved wishes"

    I wish emoji wasn't so slow on my iPhone
     
    #4006 Oro, Mar 30, 2012
  7. Oro

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    Granted, it's your downfall.

    I wish it wasn't raining...
     
    #4007 Oro, Mar 30, 2012
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    Granted, it is now hailing

    I wish for an atom of iron
     
    #4008 Snow, Mar 30, 2012
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    Goldilockks Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    Granted, it is too small to see

    (lol, I don't know.)

    I wish for a friend. :p
     
    #4009 Goldilockks, Mar 30, 2012
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    Granted ,you get me.
    I wish for a muffin.
     
    #4010 Sparkypony, Mar 30, 2012
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    granted. It's made out of dirt.

    I wish for a screw driver
     
    #4011 firebreeze, Mar 30, 2012
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    Granted but you jab your favorite pony's eye out with it.

    I wish i didn't eat that muffin.
     
    #4012 Sparkypony, Mar 30, 2012
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    Granted you starve to death

    I wish I had electric blue hair
     
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    Granted you get electrocuted by your own hair.

    I wish i wasnt starving to death.
     
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    Granted you get a nokia 3310 thrown at you

    I wish I had every Lucky Star Manga and All the DVD's
     
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    granted, all the manga is on fire and the DVDs are scratched

    I wish for machine capable of producing 3 tons of invisible robots a minute
     
    #4016 firebreeze, Mar 30, 2012
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    I wish I could BASE jump
     
    #4017 Yetione, Mar 30, 2012
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    Granted, but you have to jump without a parachute

    I wish that I could live
     
    #4018 Snow, Mar 31, 2012
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    Granted, but you're not in 5,000M debt with Hasbro for buying so much merch

    I wish I didn't have to reactivate my iPod touch every other hour
     
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    Granted, but you are owned by Apple literally

    I wish I could go to the MLP FIM universe without consequence
     
    #4020 Snow, Mar 31, 2012
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