Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Oro

    Oro was once a veteran member...

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    Granted, it is too utopian for you to handle, so you die of happieness...

    I wish I had more songs...
     
  2. Yetione

    Yetione Local snowpony

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    granted, but you don't like any of them



    I wish that it wasn't so late
     
  3. Snow

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    Granted, so time goes forward a thousand years to a not so late time

    I wish I could do whatever I wanted to do
     
  4. Oro

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    Granted, but now you're a criminal with 1000 charges of robbing local stores of pony merch.

    I wish I had a sandwich...
     
  5. Snow

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    Granted, but the sandwich is about an inch by inch square with only cheese in between

    I wish that this could be happier of a forum
     
  6. Oro

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    Granted, but it's now closed due to being a copy of "Improved Wishes"

    I wish I could type faster...
     
  7. Snow

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    Granted, but you grow an extra hand that although fast, is hidiously deformed

    I wish I could come up with ideas
     
  8. Oro

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    Granted, but they're all disturbing.

    I wish I could wish...
     
  9. Snow

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    Granted, but you can only wish for other pony's death

    I wish I was my OC, Snow Mark
     
  10. Oro

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    Granted, but you now owe me $10,000!

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  11. Snow

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    Wish granted, but I no longer owe you $10,000

    I wish it was easier to type with hooves
     
  12. Oro

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    Gramted, but the keyboard doesn't fit on your desk
     
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    Granted, you get empty space that kills you because of the vacuum

    I wish for nothing
     
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    OK, that means I'm outta a job today


    I wish I had to mow somepony's lawn
     
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    granted, you have to mow everypony's lawn with no pay or thanks

    I wish for a big ol' spoon
     
  16. Snow

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    Granted, but it is so big it crushes you.

    I wish Firebreeze was uncrushed, I need him in my RP's
     
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    Granted. He is now inside out.




    I wish for a really good standard of deviation in my lab!
     
  18. Snow

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    Granted, but the lab explodes shortly thereafter

    I wish that Firebreeze was ok
     
  19. Tech Tea

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    Granted. He beats you up!
    I wish for derpy to come and gimme muffins.
     
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    Granted, but she then beats you up for them

    I wish that you would shut up, FOREVER!
     

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