Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Tech Tea

    Tech Tea Wasnt missed

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    Granted but then the talking void blows your mind!
    I wish for a void of my own...
     
  2. Snow

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    Granted, but your own mind gets blown up right in front of your face!

    I wish my mind was no longer blown and bad things could no longer happen to me
     
  3. Tech Tea

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    Granted but then you get really really bored
    I wish for eternal joy!
     
  4. Snow

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    Granted, but over time, you start missing all the other emotions and end up killing yourself

    I wish that you hadn't killed yourself
     
  5. Tech Tea

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    Granted. Then I say hi and annoy you to death
    I wish for necromancy spells!
     
  6. Snow

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    Granted, but you accidently cause a zombie apocalypse on Earth

    I wish the internet connection was faster here in Equestria
     
  7. Tech Tea

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    Granted but the speed BLOWS YOUR MIND!
    I wish I knew the meaning of life.
     
  8. Snow

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    Granted, but it is simple, 42

    I wish that I had a way to get back home, I've been stuck here in Equestria for a week (our time) now
     
  9. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. Twilight teleports you home. Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

    I wish I would have slept in more this morning.
     
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    Granted, and you overslept 3 hours.

    I wish I could take inventories better..
     
  11. ThePoeticPony

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    Granted, you fail at everything else.

    I wish I hadn't been shot.
     
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    Granted, you get stabbed

    I wish that annoying bird would shut up
     
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    Granted, He exploded and guts are everywhere

    I wish for Firebreeze plushie
     
  14. NotWhatWeExpected

    NotWhatWeExpected Today is tomorrow New Zealand
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    Granted. It's a little big though, so it won't fit in your house.

    I wish I was a pie!
     
  15. A Smoove Criminal

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    Granted the bird pecks your eyes our

    I wish that the new episode would start sooner
     
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    granted, you are now an apple in a pie

    I wish for a glass of the best water ever
     
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    Granted it was poisoned

    I wish i was a strawberry in a pie
     
  18. AbstinenceofIntelligence

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    Granted. It over cooks and you die horribly.

    I wish i could have longer earphones.
     
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    Granted they strangle you to death

    I wish my house was red
     
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    Granted. The red paint is your families blood.(Wow, that was REALLY ominous,)

    I wish I could level up.
     

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