Granted, but your own mind gets blown up right in front of your face! I wish my mind was no longer blown and bad things could no longer happen to me
Granted, but over time, you start missing all the other emotions and end up killing yourself I wish that you hadn't killed yourself
Granted, but you accidently cause a zombie apocalypse on Earth I wish the internet connection was faster here in Equestria
Granted, but it is simple, 42 I wish that I had a way to get back home, I've been stuck here in Equestria for a week (our time) now
Granted. Twilight teleports you home. Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. I wish I would have slept in more this morning.
Granted. The red paint is your families blood.(Wow, that was REALLY ominous,) I wish I could level up.