Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Oro

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    I wish I knew what I just did...
     
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    Granted, but you may never wake up

    I wish for my own portal to the void.
     
  4. Yetione

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    I wish for new episode of FIW
     
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    Granted, it's G3

    I wish for a BroHoof :D
     
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    I wish for a single blade of grass
     
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    Granted, you get a cut and bleed to death

    I wish G3 never existed but G4 is still exactly the same!
     
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    Granted. G4 is the exact same in every way....except it got cancelled because everyone thinks it's stupid.


    I wish for more cowbell.
     
  9. Oro

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    Granted, it's so loud you go deaf.

    I wish people would post in the other thread games.
     
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    Granted, they site gets overloaded and crashes FOREVER!

    I wish for a helium atom
     
  11. ThePoeticPony

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    Granted, it's unstable.

    I wish I had something to do. (lol for repeat in improved wishes)
     
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    I wish for no ninja
     
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    Granted, here's a shark

    I wish for a cardboard box
     
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    I wish for break :derpe:
     
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    Granted, but you can't do anything and literally die of boredom

    I wish I could post more often
     
  16. Oro

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    I wish I had wifi everywhere so I could wifi while I rode my bike.
     
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    Granted you crash your bike becasue you were distracted by how awesome your wifi is

    I wish I could just from any hight and be perfectly fine no matter what I land on
     
  18. Oro

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    You neglected to make a wish, therefore I must put salt in you eyes.

    I wish for salt in nate's eyes.
     
  20. NotWhatWeExpected

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    Granted. Everyone in the world named Nate now has salt in their eyes. Nice job hero.

    I wish that wishing for wishes could be wished for while I'm wishing for wishes.
     

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