Corrupt Wishes

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  1. A Smoove Criminal

    A Smoove Criminal Professional Canadian
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    Granted and you fall into a pit of doom

    I wish for the worlds sexiest gotee ever!
     
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    Granted, it takes over the world

    I wish that my dogs wouldn't scratch at the windows that I just cleaned yesterday..
     
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    Granted, they break them instead.

    I wish for a wish
     
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    granted, you wish you divided with zero


    I wish I didn't have habit of cracking fingers
     
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    Granted, now you crack your neck a lot.

    I wish for a Chuck E. Cheese token
     
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    (^I actually do that)

    granted, it's fake one

    I wish I didn't do that either
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted, no matter how hard you try, you are unable to crack your fingers and neck due to crippling arthritis.

    I wish I would have gotten more than a half day off work.
     
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    Granted, you're fired

    I wish for sunshine and rainbows.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted, they erupt from your mouth causing you to do nothing but stare in wonderment at them for the rest of your days.

    I wish I had one of those welovefine MLP:FiM hats.
     
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    Granted, it cost you double.

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    Granted, but silly Nate, Trix is for kids.

    I wish it was Friday. (don't you even DARE)
     
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    granted, it's fun fun fun fun (you today only, you can pick up your own seat)


    I wish I wasn't so sleepy
     
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    Granted. Ice Cube stops by, calls you a punk, and gives you a beat down.

    I wish I had discovered Rockbox sooner.
     
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    Granted, but I can't discover it.

    I wish i had a hamster.
     
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    granted, but he always bites you


    I wish I had a dog
     
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    Granted, but he is dead

    I wish I could survive the zombie apocalypse with a person of the oppisite gender in order to repopulate
     
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    granted, but the person of the opposite gender dies quickly

    I wish for a segway
     
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    Snow The Snowiest of Snows
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    Granted, but you have to pay 24 hour attention to the roleplays and can't bring your eyes off it (hint hint)

    I wish we would all stop posting on this thread
     
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    granted, whole forum becomes dead


    I wish people would play improved wishes more
     
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    Granted. No-one plays it properly and it turns into Corrupt Wishes.

    I wish that I could drive.
     

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