Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Yetione

    Yetione Local snowpony

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    granted, you hit ALL the threes

    I wish I had a teleport
     
    #4121 Yetione, Apr 4, 2012
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    Granted, you can't control where it takes you so you are sent to a parallel universe where ponies don't exist.

    I wish I could have the house to myself.
     
    #4122 B-Dog1996, Apr 4, 2012
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    Granted it get broken into by a murderer and he kills you slowly

    I wish I had a hat
     
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    Granted, it's made out of razor blades.

    I wish for a cotton ball
     
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    Granted, you choke on it

    I wish for a sentance ending dot
     
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    granted, the dot was a bomb and your sentence is dead

    I wish for a brohoof with Jesus
     
    #4126 firebreeze, Apr 5, 2012
  7. Yetione

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    granted, it's just some guy from south america called jesus


    I wish I wasn't feeling sick
     
    #4127 Yetione, Apr 6, 2012
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    granted, you're dead

    I wish for a brohoof with Chuck Norris
     
    #4128 firebreeze, Apr 6, 2012
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    Granted, it was so powerful you got sent to another dimention full of G3 ponies

    I wish I will do well on my English Project
     
    #4129 A Smoove Criminal, Apr 6, 2012
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    granted, but you fail all other projects



    I wish it stopped raining
     
    #4130 Yetione, Apr 6, 2012
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    I wish I could skip rocks correctly
     
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    Granted, the first rock you skip will cause a world wide disaster of massive proportions.

    I wish for dirt
     
    #4132 firebreeze, Apr 7, 2012
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    Granted. You get covered in tons of it.

    I wish for a nice, cool, drink of water.
     
    #4133 Quill Inkwell, Apr 7, 2012
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    Granted its explosive.

    I wish for.....*Falls asleep*
     
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    Granted, the world explodes

    I wish for a bacon
     
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    Granted the pig used was your father

    I wish I had a turtle
     
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    Granted but he eats you!
    I wish for wings.
     
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    granted, they're on fire

    I wish for a penny
     
    #4138 firebreeze, Apr 7, 2012
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    Granted but its so big it crushes you.
    I wish for immunity to pain
     
    #4139 Tech Tea, Apr 7, 2012
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    granted, you get injured, but because of no pain, you can't feel anything so you die



    I wish I wasn't feeling like twi in season 1 episode 1 atm (after she visited apple family)
     
    #4140 Yetione, Apr 7, 2012
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