Granted. You get so good that the FBI and all sorts of domestic protection dudes think you are training to be a terrorist and arrest you. I wish for a taco.
Granted. It bricks immediately after you take it out of the box. I wish for a Twilight Sparkle plushie (with quill and notepad included).
Granted, the plushie falls to pieces, the quill has no ink, and the notebook is made out of sandpaper (that's what you get for ordering online, or in a wish whatever). I wish Robin Williams.
Granted, he shows up drunk and dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire. I wish Molestia would make an appearance in the MLP Wedding Episode.
Granted. Unfortunately, it was stolen (along with thousands of others and a few human slaves to boot). You end up taking the rap for everything and the one actually responsible gets off scot free and comes to prison to taunt you. I wish for a sandwich.
Granted. Merri gets jealous and eats it before you get a taste. I wish for the Avengers movie to not suck.