Corrupt Wishes

granted, app people are old, and can't do anything right.


I wish Twilight Sparkle or Fluttershy (human and real) would be my girlfriend (both are types of girls I would like irl)

 

Granted. They hate you after one date.



I wish that I had five rubels.

 

Granted you can't use them where you live.

I wish I was a Homestuck character.

 

your part has no lines

I wish for sleep,

 

But you can't wake up.

I wish I was Karkat Vantas!

 

Granted. Check your birth certificate. The time stream changed and your is now name to Karkat Vantas.


I wish that *squee!* didn't happen.

 

granted, something else bad happened.


I wish world would be more organized place.

 

Granted, Croatia, Serbia and the USA get disposed to the Recycle bin.

I wish to have posted more than 1,156 posts in this forum.

 

(^ XD XD XD XD XD so true XD XD XD...hey wait, if you get rid of Croatia and Serbia there wouldn't be any organized crime in world)


on topic:
granted, you get banned (by other admin)after your next post.


I wish I had something constructive to do now :3

 

Granted, you're building a building, and in the process fall 20 stories high to the ground. You're dead.

I wish for SILENCE!

 

Granted. It is only for a second.


I wish that I had a bassoon. (The opposite of Jaret's wish!)

 

Granted. You get an animal called "Bassoon" instead of the instrument, and it's a huge predator.

I wish for something good to happen to the next poster.

 

granted, I get new job, but I don't have time for ponies anymore.


I wish I had more mlp wallpapers.

 

Granted, they're all too small for your desktop (to be more precise, 20x10 is the resolution of the images)

I wish for the next person to speak Gibberish.

 

Gibberish is spoken, but then, since he can't get the kitten out of his stomach, Ronald Reagan was never president, so when Metal Gear finally teams up with Doremon, french fries fart knuckle salmon boggle floppadillysmrgnfantiplaple.

I wish my hair would stop catching fire.

 

you no long have hair to catch on fire

I wish for this

 

This is an angry wasp that lives in your pants.

I wish I didn't eat that pizza.

 

You died of starvation.

I wish I was a better artist.

 

Granted, but all you can draw is series one MLP!

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

Granted you are 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% taller.

I wish I could magically know if anyone I looked at was a brony.