Corrupt Wishes

Granted. Though you become blind because of that.

I wish for another pc.

 

granted, it doesn't work.


I wish for snow.

 

Granted. It melts because of the heat in the process of falling from the sky, thus you get a heavy storm destroying Croatia (;3)

I wish for a button.

 

(^that would be perfect, I like snow storms that usually means powder day next day )

granted, he stoles your car (Jayson Button)

I wish for an airplane

 

Granted. Instead of Metal, it is made of thin air, thus it's invisible and useless.

I wish for a seashore in Serbia.

 

granted, it's way over crowded.(ironic that I reply on these one)


I wish there was no evil in world.

 

Granted, all evil in the world is now considered good and moral, slavery returns and so does many other lovely things of the past.

I wish I have a date with a girl just like Fluttershy, but human, and my age.

 

Granted, she has yellow skin, caused by Jaundice, which occurs in late cancer. She dies a day later.

I wish for a necklace that allows me to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.

 

Ouch Mister B that was harsh!

Granted you can only wear the necklace for 5 seconds in total before it kills you, so you better find that one book that's worth it.

I wish there was 20% more love and tolerance in the world.

 

Granted, the world has 20% more love and tolerance. The world of Equestria, that is. Ours is unchanged.

I wish I was a robot.

 

granted, you have bad luck that I'm person that will program you. (you'll have to deal with bugs muhahahaha)

I wish I knew python (programing language) (it's on my to do list these summer)

 

Granted. You program out an Explosion program via Python. BAM. You're hurt, but not dead.

I wish for knowledge of any kind for the next user.

 

granted, I have knowledge how to detonate nuclear device.


I wish next poster is in good mood.

 

Granted, I am in a good mood *whistling, thinking about nothing wrong*... Oh damn it, my Coffee just spilled. And damn it, it ruined my best T-shirt. It burned my skin, argh! DAMN IT, i cut my hand on the knife that was lying around. I AM IN A BAD MOOD.

I wish for more knives around me.

 

granted, they are made out of plastic.


I wish weapons would be illegal.

 

granted, it rains every day

I wish for a Red Bull/Rockstar/Monster

 

Granted. You get an overdose on *drinks mentioned*

I wish I could break the 4th wall.

 

granted, your house falls apart from structural in-correction *anti joke chicken*


I wish that it wasn't 2.30am

 

Granted. it is now 2:31.


I wish for an afro.