Granted! Only the meat of a coconut and various other fruits that have parts described as "meat". I wish for less hair on my head.
granted I can't think of anything worse then being in austria, you have to eat a pinecone! I wish I could make better jokes
*Hands him a diploma* There you go my boy. Now I'm off the Kansas in this large balloon. I wish the ponies int he show were replaced with dragons
granted, now there's only one episode because they all ate each other from insanity. I wish I could destroy things just by blinking
Granted. You passed away yesterday, and this is your purgatory. I wish people would stop calling my phone and hanging up.
Granted! You are delusional and can only do magic in your own mind. I wish that I had a fun wish to corrupt.