Congratulations, you get a funeral home, that you're going to buried in. I wish to repeat Summer Bronycon with $5000.
Granted. But that $5000 is all stolen and counterfeit. I wish I could breathe in space (since my previous wish brought me to the friggin' moon).
Granted. But you breathe only Moon dust that is still poisonous to your body. I wish I wouldn't disappear from this awesome forum so friggin much.
Granted, I'm using my mod powers to force you to live your whole life here, no eating, sleeping or drinking @_@ I wish Skyrim DLC was cheaper next time
Granted, but it's not available in your area. HAH I wish I could beat Terraria, GOSH DARN TWINS DESTROYER AND SKELETRON PRIME
Granted, you lose all your data right after completing it and no-one believe that you beat it. I wish that this game became more active again.
Granted! The handle is so hot, you can not pick it up even with oven mitts. I wish for another Half Life game!