Granted, the words are so small you need binoculars to read it. Oh and it's 1200 pages. And you have to read it before the library charge you for it. I wish the moon was full again tonight.
Granted. You get mobbed by everyone though, and you'll be unable to do anything productive. I wish Robert Downey Jr. was right here, right now.
Granted. Derpy drops an anvil on your head. You are not as resilient as Twilight. I wish that Queen Chrysalis would have won.
Granted! She won for about three seconds, then she gets bored and leaves for something more important. (Conquering the Earth ) I wish for one of my favorite fanfictions to come out of hiatus.
Granted. It's a short story now with bad grammar and misspellings everywhere. I wish cops didn't need to be collection agents for the city and would go back to solving crimes instead. Sent from my EVO 4G Shift using Tapatalk 2
Granted. They now arrest everyone they see for the slightest infractions, some of which are completely made up, such as "Not being as awesome as Rainbow Dash." I wish I was skinnier.
Granted. Everyone else can also run faster and the distance between everything has increased. I wish that I could stop procrastinating.
Granted. You have the best idea ever to do it, but never get around to it. I wish Halloween would have been on a weekend this year.
Granted. But due to a scheduling snafu, you're assigned to work for that entire weekend and nopony even thinks to get you candy. I wish for a tasty muffin.
Granted. But you cannot eat it, or else you will explode. I wish that I could eat anything up to twice my body weight.
Granted, But you you're not allowed to see any of them or you will go blind, deaf, and mute. I wish I had more time.