Corrupt Wishes

granted but your immuse system is so adapted to poluted are you soffocate from the lack of polutants.

I wish for a dollar

 

Granted you use it to buy gak

I wish for an MLP DVD

 

granted however its a misprinted dvd which holds nothing but 3 hours of william shattlers spoken word version of rocket man.

I wish for a dozen tasty cupcakes.

 

Granted, you get food poisoning

I wish for unlimited wishes

 

granted but each wishes value cannot exccede the total $1.02 in value

I wish for an unlimited supply of mountain dew.

 

granted but its all flat.

I wish for 52 dollars

 

Granted. Slenderman follows you around asking for $20 and all you have are two ones and a fifty.




I wish that I had another pie!

 

granted but the audience who was inevitably behind that wall jumps you and beast you with pillows.
I wish for a new cell phone,

 

Granted! It only works inside prison cells.


I wish I had Tara Strong's email address.

 

granted but it isnt THE tara strong it is just A Tara strong

i wish for the perfect ham sandwich

 

Granted. It was one of Fluttershy's friends and you have to eat it in front of her.




I wish that I wasn't so easily fooled by gravity.

 

Granted but gravity works overtime and you are constanly feeling 2g's

I wish i could hug derpyhooves.

 

Granted, but she thinks you are trying to attack her and she kicks you.

I wish for a iPhone 5.

 

Granted but it is fired at your head like a rail bolt ( google rail gun)

I wish for certain death

 

Granted, but it is NOW!

I wish to be a multi-platinum record musician.

 

Granted, but you gotta let my band join your world tours!

I wish for flight tickets to the US.

 

Granted but the flight lands at a loack crop dusting airport in kansas.

 

Granted. You now have fiery diarrhea.




I wish I could sleep.

 

granted but you wake up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

i wish for a magic carpet