Corrupt Wishes

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by JspOt, May 29, 2011.

  1. Tenortrouble

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    Granted. Everyone is injected with liquid cocaine when they log into the General Discussion. (you DID mean General Discussion, right? If not, just add cocaine to the mix.:derpe:)




    I wish for a pair of jeans.
     
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    Granted, but they melt your privates into the ground.

    I want this headache to go away.
     
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    Granted. It goes away, but now you can do nothing but violently defecate fiery diarrhea.



    I wish for a Popsicle!
     
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    Granted. It's a Sriracha popsicle.

    I wish for another bra that actually fits.
     
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    Granted. It is super comfortable and fun stuff like that, but it has three foot spikes and fire coming out of the front of it.




    I wish for a new pair of shoes.
     
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    Granted, you lose your feet though. (AWESOME FIRE TITS)

    I wish for my project to be done to A+ standards.
     
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    Granted! You are sent back to kindergarten where EVERYTHING is A++ with a smiley face.



    I wish for a five pound bar of Hershey's chocolate.
     
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    Granted, you die from slipping down into a diabetic coma.

    I want an A+ smiley face paper, now.
     
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    Granted, it's not your's.

    I wish that I could focus on my work.
     
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    Granted. Your work gains sentience and focuses on YOU as well.




    I wih I could find my '' key. It i really meing me up a far a pelling goe.
     
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    um ok. You then lose it again.

    I wish that I had more time to do stuff...
     
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    Granted! You are now under permanent house arrest and have to wear an ankle bracelet.




    I wish I had more toes.
     
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    kioku A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted, your entire body is now solely made out of toes.
    I wish for some plastic cups (I'm out of them in my room)
     
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    Granted, you are teleported to planet made entirely of plastic cups.
    I wish to be like Bruce Lee.
     
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    granted but you never said alike in what way. You now have the same hair cut, but your body becomes really wimpy.
     
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    Granted. You constantly have the smell of farts about you and your mouth tastes like old cheese.




    I wish that I had wooden shoes.
     
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    granted but they get you feet covered in splinters every time you wear them


    i wish for a sandwhich
     
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    Granted! It's filled with actual sand.


    I wish for my rusty horseshoe!
     
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    granted but you now have Tetanus
    I wish for a big fat cup of mountain dew
     
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    Granted, you drown in it

    I wish for a great singing voice
     

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