people get pirated instead (I looked up what it was, saw it was a space-y ship, proceeded to post. And in the words of some guy that I'm quoting wrong, "The best way to kill something is with its own bones", or in this case, its own stabs. ) - i wish i understood this
Granted. You get a nice sticker, but it's a huge Rainbow Dash sticker and you gave it to me. I wish for a theme song *in my sig now/soon*...
(Not my type of song, but I can deal with it.) Granted. You get your "ASHPD", but it is defective and you get stuck in-between the space of the two portals [*Doesn't know physics of Portals...*] I wish for a better computer.
Ouch... that means i'm in a computer buffer though... Granted. You get a super-computer, but the only thing it can do is calculate ways to save me from my being stuck in an ASHPD. I wish for unlimited ponies.
Granted. No way to corrupt that wish.... Wait, I know! You get sick of them! I wish that I didn't eat an entire melon......
Granted! When you hit play, your computer blows up in your face. I wish I had the mental aptitude to write some fics that are on my mind.