Granted! Now you get more hailstorms in place of that rain. I wish I can count all the grains of sand in the entire world within just one hour!
Granted, the world is transformed into a grain of sand. I wish more people would watch my youtube channel
Granted, but it becomes illegal to be beautiful and you get life in prison I wish to have a wish upon a star
Granted, but the wish never comes true. Also the star boops your nose at 80,000 kilometres per hour. I wish Trixie would get another episode.
Granted, everyone survives somehow but you alone die while everyone else gets friendship and eternal life for some reason! I wish for them to bring back Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
Granted, there is so much cowbell that it destroys the entire stage and hundreds die I wish for a pickle barrel full of cumquats!
Granted, but somehow it doesn't block the sun from getting in your eyes no matter what you do I wish for sunglasses