Granted, you get 5 kilograms of vintage Hubba Bubba gum from their first batch ever! AND it's pre-chewed! I wish George Carlin was still alive.
Given, he eats your BRAINS. Not because he was a zombie, but because he loves you. <3 I wish my mentally retarded cats would get outta my bed.
Granted. They get out of your bed and set up permanent residence on your keyboard. I wish I hadn't accidentally.
Granted, but they're both left socks (Even though they don't really exist, BUT NOW THEY DO!!!) I wish for more Woona.
granted but you have no respawns and zombies come out in the day time and double the amount of mobs i wish the cake isnt a lie
Granted, but everyone in the world becomes a pony meaning there is nobody in your house...not even you. I wish for G4 ponies everywhere
ok but they rape eachother and tie you up on a floatie on freezing ice cold lake and take over the world i wish for rainbow dash
Granted but I already beat you to it and it created a black hole. So you just made another one, Way to go. I wish, I wish, upon a fish.
Granted, turns out to be a starfish so that is double the wish power causing to universe to implode in on itself because it can't handle that much wish. I wish that I will pass my NLS (Lifeguard Training)
Granted. Unfortunately, you're only certified to be a Lifeguard in the middle of the desert. I wish I had a working computer.