Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Cinema Brony

    Cinema Brony Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    Granted! It's now a complete workaholic who's unwilling to spend some quality time with you.


    I wish I could go back in time to stop the JFK assassination.
     
    #4901 Cinema Brony, Jan 8, 2013
  2. DocPropane

    DocPropane Bronies Before Homies
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    Granted. He starts a nuclear war with the USSR.

    I wish I had an angel.
     
    #4902 DocPropane, Jan 8, 2013
  3. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted. HE only has one wing and you're all out of phoenix down. Not that it would help much....




    I wish for a TARDIS.
     
    #4903 Tenortrouble, Jan 9, 2013
  4. DocPropane

    DocPropane Bronies Before Homies
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    Granted. It's full of Weeping Angels. With gas masks.

    I wish I could rocket jump.
     
    #4904 DocPropane, Jan 9, 2013
  5. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted. You can only do so in airports.




    I wish for a helicopter.
     
    #4905 Tenortrouble, Jan 9, 2013
  6. DocPropane

    DocPropane Bronies Before Homies
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    Granted, but it gets destroyed in a collision with a stray rocket jumper.

    I wish the whiteboard in my class supported animated .gifs.
     
    #4906 DocPropane, Jan 9, 2013
  7. Vulpine Taco

    Vulpine Taco A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Sure, but it only supports Nyan Cat.

    I wish for muffins.
     
    #4907 Vulpine Taco, Jan 9, 2013
  8. Miss Jtrk

    Miss Jtrk A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    The muffins explode and make out with Agatha Christe

    I wish I had a blanket
     
    #4908 Miss Jtrk, Jan 10, 2013
  9. Vulpine Taco

    Vulpine Taco A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Sure. But it's scratchy wool.
    I wish I could RAWWWRR!
     
    #4909 Vulpine Taco, Jan 10, 2013
  10. DocPropane

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    Granted. Your mighty RAWR gets you mistaken for a legendary creature and kiilled by poachers.

    I wish for a Derpy plushie.
     
    #4910 DocPropane, Jan 10, 2013
  11. A Smoove Criminal

    A Smoove Criminal Professional Canadian
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    Granted, it is full of fire ants

    I wish for a back massager
     
    #4911 A Smoove Criminal, Jan 10, 2013
  12. Tenortrouble

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    Granted. It is made out of broken glass and solid bubonic plague.



    I wish for conversational skills.
     
    #4912 Tenortrouble, Jan 11, 2013
  13. DocPropane

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    Granted, but only in Esperanto.

    I wish I had time.
     
    #4913 DocPropane, Jan 11, 2013
  14. Vulpine Taco

    Vulpine Taco A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted, but it goes backwards.
    I wish I had Motionless in White's new album...
     
    #4914 Vulpine Taco, Jan 12, 2013
  15. BryGuy Shinigami

    BryGuy Shinigami SEATTLE SEAHAWKS 4 THE WIN!!!!

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    Granted, I will give you my copy of MIW's "Infamous", but it skips cause I overplayed it, especially on Devil's Night and AMERICA.

    I wish I could see Motionless In White & Marilyn Manson in concert, like I did Bleeding Through.
     
    #4915 BryGuy Shinigami, Jan 16, 2013
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    QuirkyUsername The most Fergalicious

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    Granted but somehow all their live tracks skip

    I wish I was batman
     
    #4916 QuirkyUsername, Jan 16, 2013
  17. DocPropane

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    Granted. Your parents die and you get beaten up by a huge bald dude with a funny voice.

    I wish Black Ops II had't been rendered nigh unplayable by lag compensation.
     
    #4917 DocPropane, Jan 16, 2013
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    Granted. The lag is lessened and everyone starts using grenade launchers

    I wish autocorrect didn't exist
     
    #4918 Lightning Dasher, Jan 16, 2013
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    Granted: but is replaced by faulty predictive text.
    I wish to find my one special somepony
     
    #4919 vynl scratch, Jan 16, 2013
  20. DocPropane

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    Granted. You find her in bed with another man.

    I wish math homework wasn't so damn repetitive.
     
    #4920 DocPropane, Jan 16, 2013
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