Granted computers don't exist so they can't be slow we are now writing on a rock and passing it to each other I wish for shoes
Granted, you get shoes. My size 14 smelly shoes, enjoy. I wish I had a horse, for I can pretend that I have a MLP character's RL cousin... preferably this horse: Spoiler: RL Applejack View attachment 6386 Look who it is ya?
Granted but you can only use your X-ray vision 2 inches in front of you and it's extremely blurry I wish for a flying carpet
Granted, but they get off and break it. I wish nothing bad happened to me and my wishes wouldn't get corrupted.
Granted, but every time you step on a skate board, you hear the worst songs from the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 sound track in your head. I wish there was a con close to where I live.
Granted, but you only achieve it after I achieve my dreams of world destruction. I wish I could play a SMT game without the use of cheats.
OK but it's illegal and you get pulled over by a cop in an RX-7. I wish my cable provider got The Hub and showed both MLP and Transformers Prime.
Granted, but the Stanley Cup event is terminated never to happen again. I wish i had an epic gaming set up with 3 monitors and dual graphics cards as well as a hexacore processor from Intel <33 *drool*