Granted. You get the magical ability to go back in time -1 second per second. Enjoy. I wish Fluttershy was a tree.
Granted, but they are sentient and refuse to be used for anything but the consumption of Gasoline. I wish for an abstract concept.
Granted, but the concept is so abstract that it sends you into a seizure, shortly followed by a coma. I wish for a corrupted wish.
Granted, but the "y" quickly falls ill and dies in a very sad but unexplained manner. It is promptly replaced with a uiop. I wish that we had food. :c
Granted, but you wake up to find yourself chained up, and catch the smell of rotting flesh... I wish I could overcome hunger.
Eris sat up with the sheet still on her head and wiped her mouth, before arching an eyebrow at him. "Oh, now you're awake, hmm? Funny that." She pushed him playfully and sat next to him. "You know what happened to the little colt who cried wolf, don't you? He eventually got bitten~" She gave him a wicked grin, her fang flashing menacingly.
Granted. You know that you must jump into the sun and become a raisin. I wish the above line made sense.
Granted. You then jump into the sun and become a raisin, which is now possible. I wish my neighbours all left, leaving my street empty.
Granted. It's completely pink so it can sell better. I wish that there ws better pony merchandise....
you now are forever in rain I wish to be able to pull out the correct change to pay for things, no matter where I am.
