Granted. Your country gets EMP'd right after you boot it up for the first time. I wish there was more yuri in the world.
Granted, just one extra yuri piece and it was of two ugly anime girls. I wish my MLP mod would work for GTA: San Andreas, for CJ can be Twilight or Apple Jack, and Big Smoke can be either Pinkie Pie or Trixie.
Granted, the mod works. The game, however, does not. I wish I had all the blind bag ponies that ever existed.
Granted, but they are laced (and I will leave it at that). I wish I was the one who brought sexy back.
Granted. Sexy is a three ton cyborg hippopotamus with anger issues and a knack for backing oatmeal cookies, but mostly just anger issues. I wish that my toes were warm.
Granted. Your toes are now warm up burritos, fresh from the microwave. I wish my computer was top of the line.
Granted. YOur computer is now a tightrope walker. Too bad it had HORRIBLE balance. I wish that I had more BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Granted, but you have to donate it yourself by opening your veins with a chainsword. I wish I was an ANGRY MARINE!
Granted. You are forever stranded on a deserted island and unable to vent your rage, unless you make a deal with Khorne, that is. I wish for another marshmallow!
granted, but it's electric in the sense that Electric fences are electric. (I.E. it just shocks you if you touch it) I wish for chocolate icecream
Granted. Greasy Cheetos dust gets in every space in every piece of electronic equipment you have. I wish I could slow down time.
Granted, a town called Evergreen Park gets turned into a ghost town. I wish to have the ability to fly.
Granted, but the air is absolutely infested with bugs. You can't fly 100 metres without swallowing half your body mass in insects. I wish Octavia was a real person and also my girlfriend.
