Granted, however someone realized that you cheated and revokes your win. Your group disbands and never speaks to each other ever again. I wish for a teleportation device that will send me to Equestria.
Granted, however the cannon explodes in your face, leaving a very...nasty result. I wish something good would happen to me.
Granted, you actually get a real life Dwarven Pony. However it immediately rages. You lose initiative and it kills you. I wish for some bananas.
Congratulations, you now receive Trident Layers every hour you watch cartoons. I want two tubs of hydrochloric acid and ammonia to throw on people.
Granted, but the concentration is so ridiculously low, it's almost indistinguishable from distilled water. I wish I was a necromancer.
Granted, but you resurrect Hitler & Stalin and they continue their massacre, and you get all the blame & jail time. I wish Wi-Fi was EVERYWHERE!
Granted, but it costs more to use it than to buy a plane ticket, and you risk being eaten by daemons every time you pass through it.. I wish my family would stop knocking over the blind bag ponies I so carefully arranged on my desk.
Granted, but you get usurped by your evil brother shortly after, and he rules your kingdom in an age of darkness that ultimately leads to its demise. I wish for a nice relaxing vacation.
Granted, but when you get home you find an eviction notice on your door. I wish I had an infinite supply of chocolate.
