Corrupt Wishes

Granted.

I wish the next Skullgirls patch introduced every character the dev team created into the game proper.

 

Granted, but the patch glitches and ruins the game completely, making it unplayable.

I wish Hasbro would get their heads out of their asses.

 

Granted, but they still make bad decisions, just without the smell of butt.

I wish Swag.MOV would hurry up and come out.

 

Granted. It's 1 second long and consists solely of Spike saying "swag" over a plain black background.

I wish my bro wasn't such a prick.

 

Granted, but you become the prick.

I wish Doritos didn't put on weight.

 

Granted, they become the leading cause of diabetes instead.

I wish me and the Mane 6 went on a nice forest picnic.

 

Granted, and then you woke up from your dream.

I wish I wasn't always angry.

 

Granted, you are now filled with the purest, most potent murderous rage.

I wish I was OP.

 

you are now op, but all the other classes get damage buffs against you.

I wish My wish couldnt be corrupted.

 

Granted, YOU become corrupt instead.

I wish for a pair of pants.

 

Granted they are on fire

I wish for you to ship your OC with a bear

 

Granted, but they weren't happy about it and now they're filing a suit against you.

I wish for a lamborgini sports car.

 

Granted. Now every person in a 20 km radius is keenly aware of your car's exact position and will key it as soon as you turn your back. You only find this out after you go to sleep one night and find out that all the paint, plus 5 kg of metal have been peeled off your Lamborghini.

I wish stupidity was illegal.

 

"They're more powerful than unicorns too."

 

Granted, you are soon arrested for making a stupid wish.

I wish I was as powerful as Doctor Doom.

 

Granted - too bad the aliens will be abducting you next for that.

I wish to be the most liked guy in high school.

 

Granted, you are at a that only has the opposite gender in which you are into

I wish I had a pet turtle

 

Granted, but Tank flew into it cause of anger, and killed it.

I wish Mike (Mr. Admin) would give me $4.5 million dollars.

 

Granted, however because of taxes and what not you are left with twenty-five cents.

I wish I had a cool pet.

 

Granted, a scorpion, and he doesn't like you.

I wish I had more Gatorade.