Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you get eaten by a shark

I wish i had a new speaker system

 

Granted, it was stolen from ninjas, who are now looking for you.

I wish for an incorruptable wish.

 

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish for a delicious bag of Potato Chips.

 

Granted you get a bag of Computer chips, made out of potato. They taste nice if you pick out all the wires, metal and plastic.

I wish for a Finished copy of Fighting is Magic.

 

Granted, unfortunately Hasbro is still on your ass about the whole PMV thing and they have been spying on you and while you are sleeping they delete it from your computer right before they delete Fighting is Magic from the entire internet forever!

I wish that True True Friend was even better than it is now! (PS it is actually almost perfect and I freaking love the song just saying PPS I'm listening to it right now)

 

Granted, it is now so good that whenever someone listens to it, their heads explode.


I wish for the MLP TV Movie to be good.

 

The song indeed becomes a bit better and perfect. However now every other song past present or future will always sound awful in comparison. True True friend is now the only song you can listen to ever again. Eventually you get sick of it and can't listen to anything.

I wish I could instantly learn to use RPG maker VX at a professional level.

Edit: Ninja'd

The MLP Movie is so good that you no longer like ponies, only the humanized ones and you leave the Brony fandom and join the Equestria girls fandom.

 

I am 100% ok with this

Granted, you spend half your life working on a game and it is beautiful and really fun. Right before you ship it you get a C&D from Hasbro (IKR, they just won't give up) and when you ask them "WTF? I didn't use any MLP in my game" They say you have one level with a rainbow in it which is in relation to Rainbow Dash. Half your life goes out the window just like that. (BTW I don't actually hate Hasbro, I'm just kidding around)

I wish I was a merman!

 

Granted you have the head of a fish and keep your hairy legs.

I wish to go back in time to right before I make my wish to make PMVs with my imagination so that I can this time not make that wish.

 

Ninja'd like a boss.


Granted, however The Future Refused To Change...

I wish I was an awesome comic book character.

 

Granted, but as you go to tell yourself not to make the wish, there is a time paradox and the universe implodes

I wish the Canucks would win the stanley cup

Edit: To Strideshy

Granted, you become aquaman

 

Granted, they win Stan Lee's Coffee Cup.

I wish to be a dragon.

 

Granted you die from choking on smoke

I wish for book 2 of Lucky Star

 

I'll just leave this here.





Also to UltimateEmber:

Granted, you get the last copy. You are soon trampled by a horde of Lucky Star fans, they steal the book.


I wish I could go to a Pinkie Pie party.

 

Granted, as you enter you get awkward stares because you are human

I wish for a ponies calendar

 

I can deal with awkward stares.

Granted, you get a calender with a bunch of actual horses.

I wish I was famous and immortalized into history,

 

I ain't even mad

Granted, but you get bored and kill yourself

I wish for hand lotion

 

Granted, you have a bottle of lotion made from human hands.


I wish for some Bacon.

 

You get the best bacon you have ever tasted. But then promptly die of a heart attack.

I wish I had more pony swag.

 

Granted, you are now crushed under several tons of Pony swag.

I wish science would create portals that go to other universes.