Corrupt Wishes

Granted, it's made from humans.

I want a Sandwich.

 

Granted, I used the bacon you gave me. Enjoy!

I wish for the ability to break the fourth wall.

 

Granted, but you can't break the fifth wall

I wish I was made of clay.

 

Granted, the moment you break the fourth wall both Deadpool and Pinkie jump out and beat the tar outta you. (I'm still keeping this on screw y'all.)

Granted, you are now in Arkham Asylum for being Clayface.

Hey, this Sandwich has no tomatoes. I want some tomatoes!

 

You didn't say I wish

I wish that your sandwich was gone!

 

Granted, my Sandwich is replaced with Pinkie Pie.

I wish that you were a hat.

 

Granted, I get worn by John Marston

I wish for a space helmet

 

Granted, it's faulty.


I wish I could actually see where the end of a rainbow leads to.

 

Granted, it leads to a trash can, filled with ET for the atari

I wish for pi

 

Always with the ET...


Granted, you get crushed under millions of numbers.

I wish for a nice relaxing forest trip.

 

Granted, although my definition of a relaxing day in the woods is a good deal more dangerous than yours. Enjoy your rabies and poison oak/ivy/sumac.

I wish my woods were even bigger.

 

Granted, the woods get so big that you OD on oxygen

I wish I lived in a shack

 

Granted. You now live in a shack with twenty other guys, none of whom bathe.

I wish for fire.

 

Granted

I wish for water to wash away your fire

 

Granted. You drown. THOU ART DEAD.

I wish for a VCR.

 

Granted, but all of your VHS tapes are replaced with Bluray.

I wish they made another Austin Powers movie.

 

Granted. I won't bother to corrupt this one. Mike Myers does it on his own.

I wish for pie.

 

Granted, Deadpool pops out and shoots you in the face.

I want the biggest, most delicious Sub Sandwich ever.

 

Granted. I'll tell you about it after I finish it.

I wish for chaos, panic, and destruction.

 

Granted, Discord appears in front of you. He then punches you in the mouth for interrupting his afternoon nap, before teleporting back to Equestria.

I wish I had a completely random power.