Granted. God descends down upon you with the BLT to end all BLT's. Sadly, your heart cannottake the sheer beauty of the BLT, and you die. He then gives it to me, because I just happen to be standing there. And let me tell you, the BLT is Godlike. I wish for an endless supply of Icee.
Granted, and you get an unlimited supply of brain freezes with that. I wish I could just look at horses or things that involve horses, without always feeling the urge to make a MLP reference. Sent from my iPod touch named 'Rainbow Dash' cause I am the Realest BRonY in the mug, by Tapatalk.
The genie just glares at you before launching you into the Sun. I wish to have that one chance to make everything right.
Granted, you receive everything that you have ever wanted. With your life fulfilled, you have no reason to try anymore. You slowly go mad from boredom, and eventually lose the will to live. I wish for some curly fries.
Granted, you now have a plate of fries made from Curly of the 3 Stooges. I wish they made a movie of me.
Granted, it's only about all the embarrassing moments. I wish $1,000,000 was only a mouse click away.
Granted, your next click will grant you one million dollars. However, after taxes and whatnot you will ultimately recieve 15 cents. I wish to become incorruptible.
After waiting several minutes, the genie gets impatient with your lack of a wish and hurls you into the sun. I wish Hasbro would make an actual Doctor Whooves series.
(no wish, so I'm just going to respond to the wish above it) Granted. It sucks. I wish my cat could talk and would only have nice things to say about me.
Granted. Your cat has a severe speech impediment that makes it non-understandable. I wish for the ability to morph into any form i want, only at my control, and can use it at any time in any place.
Granted, but you are sent to the moon, rendering your new abilities useless. I wish for a jar of pickled eggs.
Granted.You don't want to know the adverse affects but lets just say it's not pretty. I wish for two tickets to paradise.
