Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted. Dracula laughs you out of his castle.

    I wish I had Samus Aran's arm cannon.
     
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    I wish I could turn into a Super Saiyan and do a Kamehameha wave.
     
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    Granted. It's less impressive in real life.

    I wish for a tomato.
     
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    Granted. I threw it at you.

    I wish for the moon!
     
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    Granted. You are sent to the moon.

    I wish for one million dollars.
     
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    Granted but after those crazy Equestrian taxes you only get $1.

    I wish my truck had a 1000MPG rating.
     
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    Granted. The oil companies have it destroyed.

    I wish for cheesecake.
     
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    Granted. It's rancid and falls on your from 50000 feet in the air.

    I wish I'm not standing next to Ridley when that cake lands.
     
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    Granted. I step away from you and the cake lands on you instead.

    I wish for a pot of Jambalaya.
     
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    Granted. You have an allergic reaction to the spices.

    I wish my neighbor's dog would die.
     
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    Granted. Your neighbor puts several sticks of dynamite on his dog and hurls it through your window. It explodes, killing you.

    But hey, the dog is dead too!


    I wish I had twenty dollars.
     
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    Granted. You now owe the FIFTY dollars in taxes and fees.

    I wish for nothing.
     
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    Granted, you are now homeless and unemployed.

    I wish for the cure for the common cold.
     
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    Granted. It's bat urine. Drink up!

    I wish Justin Bieber would shut up.
     
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    Granted, but only if you take a swig of the bat piss first.

    I wish for a new guitar.
     
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    Granted. It's a 'Rock Band' controller.

    I wish for a ham and cheese bagel.
     
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    Granted. It's moldy.

    I wish I could wish for a wish so I can wish for another wish for a wish.
     
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    Granted. The space-time continuum collapses.

    I wish for stuff.
     
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    Granted, you got my grandnothers belogings.

    I wish for something to drink.
     
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    Granted. You are allergic to it.

    I wish M&Ms were free!
     

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