Granted, but Discord uses his newly reformed magic to put a quick stop to it. I wish for the world's largest doughnut!
Granted. There is a terrorist attack in the first shift, and you get mowed down by an M-16. I wish for an Lambourgini (screw spelling).
All you think about is porn. I wish for an indestructable car that was normal sized, had an aircon, windows, hotrod flames, and it would never break down.
Granted, but they're from way back when. Not only are they expired but they get you arrested for possession of cocaine. I wish I could high five one of the Mane 6.
Granted, you are now your OC. You are unable to communicate with your friends and family, and you are soon snatched up by teh government because they think you're an alien because y'know...mutant technicolor pegasi aren't supposed to exist in the real world. I wish I had a big, delicious steak.
Granted. It gets revenge on humans for them killing the cow used to make the steak by killing you. I wish I had a hot girl in bed right now.
Granted. A strange woman crawls into your bed and sets herself on fire. You are then tried for her murder, found guilty, and sentenced to death. I wish for a sandwich.
granted but it was droped in a puddle and found on the side of the road I wish I had wings so I could fly and look cool while doing it
Granted: You break your wings while flying I wish for bacon wrapped beef jerky wrapped deep fried hot-dog