Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Fenris Rose

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    Granted. You eat so many that you go into a diabetic coma.

    I wish for chaos, panic, and disorder.
     
  2. Rockout E. Stringer

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    Granted, but Discord uses his newly reformed magic to put a quick stop to it.

    I wish for the world's largest doughnut!
     
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    Granted, The Simpson: The Tree House of Horror IV, Donut Hell.

    I wish for world peace.
     
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    Granted. The world is now a giant peace sign with no atmosphere.

    I wish I worked 1st shift.
     
  5. LorelTheIceBear

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    Granted. There is a terrorist attack in the first shift, and you get mowed down by an M-16.

    I wish for an Lambourgini (screw spelling).
     
  6. Stridershy

    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted, but the moment you start the engine, the entire car explodes.

    I wish for more party.
     
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    Story Time Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    All you think about is porn.

    I wish for an indestructable car that was normal sized, had an aircon, windows, hotrod flames, and it would never break down.
     
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    Granted. To bad you locked the keys inside...

    I wish for an NES.
     
  9. MC-T

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    granted but you dropped it and it blew up

    i wish for a life time supply of coca-cola
     
  10. Stridershy

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    Granted, but they're from way back when. Not only are they expired but they get you arrested for possession of cocaine.

    I wish I could high five one of the Mane 6.
     
  11. Pythagoras

    Pythagoras a^2+b^2=c^2

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    Granted: "Life gave you lemons and the mane 6 had infected hooves."

    I wish I was 20% cooler
     
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    Granted you start off at -20% cool

    I wish this wish was incorruptible.
     
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    Granted, however the wish is still corruptible.
    I wish to be my OC
     
  14. Stridershy

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    Granted, you are now your OC. You are unable to communicate with your friends and family, and you are soon snatched up by teh government because they think you're an alien because y'know...mutant technicolor pegasi aren't supposed to exist in the real world.


    I wish I had a big, delicious steak.
     
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    Granted. It gets revenge on humans for them killing the cow used to make the steak by killing you.

    I wish I had a hot girl in bed right now.
     
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    Granted. A strange woman crawls into your bed and sets herself on fire. You are then tried for her murder, found guilty, and sentenced to death.

    I wish for a sandwich.
     
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    granted. its a hamburgericecream ketchup supreme. enjoy![​IMG]

    i wish for a cookie
     
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    granted but it was droped in a puddle and found on the side of the road


    I wish I had wings so I could fly and look cool while doing it
     
  19. Pythagoras

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    Granted: You break your wings while flying

    I wish for bacon wrapped beef jerky wrapped deep fried hot-dog
     
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    Granted but right before you bite into it a ninja steals it


    I wish for the best microphone ever
     

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