Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Fenris Rose

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    Granted. It is so amazing that the C.I.A. steals it for "National Security" reasons.

    I wish for a '57 Chevy Bel-Air.
     
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    Granted but it blows up

    I wish for a life
     
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    Granted, but he kills you

    I wish I had a marimba.
     
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    Granted but he hates you and says a lot of bad things about you.

    I wish I could teleport to places!
     
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    granted but you can only teleport to bad places such as the sun and Antarctica.

    I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will
     
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    Granted, but the way to turn invisible is really the way to turn visible and trying to turn visible make you turn into a banana.

    I wish I had a cunning plan that cannot fail.
     
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    Granted but it's a plan to get murdered

    I wish I could make a giant statue of myself
     
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    Granted, but it says bad things about you and inevitably collapses on you. After it falls, it says "HA HAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S ABOUT TIME!"

    I wish I had a cunning plan to take over the world that cannot fail.
     
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    Granted but After you take over the world you get assassinated by a robot Abraham Lincoln who puts a pig in charge

    I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted
     
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    Granted, but it does nothing. Problem?

    I wish I could be a pony :3
     
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    (actually, that would be as nice as being in the mlp universe :3)
    Granted, but the way you predict them is that you have to make out with the person closest to you, regardless of gender.

    I wish I had a pony.
     
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    Granted, but they're stolen right after you get them

    I wish I could enter others' dreams.
     
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    Granted but she chokes you with her hugs.

    I wish I could enter my girlfriend's mind to see what she thinks.
     
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    Granted but you die a lot ._.

    I wish I had some mind bleach now...
     
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    Granted. This wish cost all the extras as well.

    I wish for my girlfriend to be awake right now
     
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    Granted, but they hate you and say mean things to you.

    I wish that nothing terrible happens to me.
     
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    Granted. you are stuck in the future.

    I wish to sleep (therefore I shall get off now)
     
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    Granted. Bacon is now impossible to obtain. Nice wish, jerk.

    I wish for mastery over time and space.
     

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