Granted. It is so amazing that the C.I.A. steals it for "National Security" reasons. I wish for a '57 Chevy Bel-Air.
Ow, my feels. granted but you can only teleport to bad places such as the sun and Antarctica. I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will
Granted, but the way to turn invisible is really the way to turn visible and trying to turn visible make you turn into a banana. I wish I had a cunning plan that cannot fail.
Granted, but it says bad things about you and inevitably collapses on you. After it falls, it says "HA HAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" I wish I had a cunning plan to take over the world that cannot fail.
Granted but After you take over the world you get assassinated by a robot Abraham Lincoln who puts a pig in charge I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted
(actually, that would be as nice as being in the mlp universe :3) Granted, but the way you predict them is that you have to make out with the person closest to you, regardless of gender. I wish I had a pony.
Granted but she chokes you with her hugs. I wish I could enter my girlfriend's mind to see what she thinks.