Corrupt Wishes

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  1. MC-T

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    Granted but you lose control and every thing goes boom


    I wish for endless amounts of bacon
     
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    Granted, but the rest of the TV is off air too.
     
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    Granted. Your whole computer is now corrupted.

    I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish in my last post. :3
     
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    Granted. The wish was to wish you hadn't made that wish for a wish.:derpe:

    I wish my truck never needed gas.
     
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    Granted. They are in IMAX 3D and scare the living hell out of you!!!

    I wish for something to make the internet faster.
     
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    Granted. They only speak Swahili.

    I wish the next MLP episode had a human.
     
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    Granted. They can't take them off to use the bathroom so you have to clean them.

    I wish my hair was on fire.
     
  8. Endblock

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    Your brain gets destroyed in the fire and you are now severely mentally handicappe

    I wish I was Finn the human
     
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    Granted. Your life is now controlled by a team of writers.

    I wish for a '32 Ford in mint condition.
     
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    Granted but it spontaneously combusts

    I wish my girlfriend would get back with me
     
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    Granted. She is now with you all the time, all day, everyday, FOREVER.

    I wish for a taco.
     
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    Granted the meat is bad and expired though so you get sick

    You finally get to go to Equestria but Earth money can not be used in Equestria and you have no bits.
     
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    ((You didn't wish for anything, so poop to you))

    I wish for pants.
     
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    Granted, they eat you.

    I wish for a delicious burrito.
     
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    Granted. It gives you food poisoning.

    I wish for a bag of potato chips.
     
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    Granted. They are salt and vinegar flavored.

    I wish for world peace.
     
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    Granted. you get hugged so tight you cant breathe

    i wish for a Rubik's Cube
     
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    Granted. It is cursed, and unsolvable.

    I wish for a death ray.
     
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    Granted. when trying to fire it backfires and hits you

    i wish i had a gurney
     
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    Granted, it falls right on top of you, breaking your spine.

    I wish I had wings.
     

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