Granted, your nose is now sentient. It forces you to stop breathing and makes you suffocate. I wish I was a Terminator.
It already does that.. Granted your marker spots disappear with your hands. I wish I had a wish to wish
Granted. your wish is to wish that you could be fire proof, now you are always on fire and can feel the fire burn you i wish i had my hands back
Granted, cats can now indeed fly, but because of that they have become intoxicated with their new power and aggressive scratch anyone and anything that isn't another flying cat. I wish I was rich and famous.
Granted. You grow an apple tree on your back. I wish for a fantastic journey, with a little bit of this and that (10 points for whoever can get the reference!)
Granted. Yeah... summoning monsters NEVER has negative consequences. I wish my sunburn would go away.
Granted its replaced with skin cancer i wish I could acquire the doctor whooves shirt my cousin got for me
Granted. People point at you and laugh at you and you spend the remainder of your days as a shamed Brony hikikomori. I wish I could have had 'had had', had Had had 'had had'.
Granted. As a side effect, all your possessions turn into pony merchandise. I wish I could stop getting distracted.
You get night vision goggles surgically attached. Now you can only see in the dark. I wish for a day without rain
The world dries and the world dies I wish for a cute little nice harmless, small, furry, puppy that does not shed, that never does anything wrong