Corrupt Wishes

Granted but it's eaten by starving people before you can even touch it

I wish that everybody was a Brony and a Petter.

 

You find it but your mom makes you

I want a pet rock

 

Granted, but they live on a planet outside of the know universe

I wish I was a physicist

 

Granted

I wish wishes don't come true

 

Granted. The wishes corrupts all things you wish for

I wish for A loyal pet Pegasus That can never get corrupted (I'm wishing for a Pegasus like Fluttershy not rainbow dash)

 

Granted. She's insanely jealous of all of your friends and forces you to stay with her all the time. Forever and ever...

 

(I like that idea)
you get nothing

I want to have the same wish as Bakuganpham

 

Cool dude That sounds awesome and dude i don't hang out with my friends we just play internet games all day so i'll be with my Pegasus and notice i said it wouldn't corrupt so it wouldn't do that and that doesn't sound like fluttershy but yea thats cool THX!

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granted. you see into slenderman's mind

 

I wish that the Vancouver Canucks will win the Stanley Cup this year

 

Congrats, they win. But then after an announcement on January 1st it is revealed they cheated and used steroids, and the win is redacted from all known records.

I wish to have plushies. Lots of plushies.

 

Granted, but you have so many plushies that you go over the legal limit. The cops bursting trough your door because you refused to open it and start externimating the plushies. You get arrested and sent to prison for THE REST OF the day.

 

"Pretty much, & that's when we're going to kill a great wyrm...", equinox says happily

 

^ Well, you didn't actually wish for anything, so instant death for you.

I wish for a pony that poops butterflies.

 

Granted. The farts are toxic and will kill you instantly.

I would like to fly.

 

Granted. You fall to your death after flying for thirty seconds.

I want a literal ton of explosives.

 

granted, they are all pre-lit.

I wish for warm apple pie.

 

Granted. There is a midget assassin inside who will pop out and kill you.

I wish for a sword.

 

It's made of foam.

I wish for cupcakes. lots of cupcakes. an ARMY of cupcakes.

 

Granted! The army turns against you and start a sweet, sugary rebellion.



I wish for a deck of cards.

 

Granted, you attempt a card trick but a card flys up and stabs you in the eye! (Good to see you back friendo) (PS, ya I'm still gonna do that eye thing)

I wish for some ice cream