Granted. The ice scream won't stop screaming for eyes cream in a ridiculous high pitched voice. (Good to be back, dude. It took me a minute to realize who you were due to the name change, but I caught on.:derpe I wish for another xbox controller.
Granted, it's the heavy's sandvich and he isn't too happy you took it I wish for all the monies in the world
Granted, but the people it came from aren't too happy you took it. They brought guns to take it back. i wish for y to finally find his x so he'll be quiet.
Granted, you get eaten by a grue the first step you take out of the TARDIS. I wish that the world smelled like lemons.
Granted. All the main characters die, Bender is deactivated, and every episode revolves around Nibbler. I wish I had the power to walk through walls.
Granted. You can also fall through floors, but the power is always active. I wish for a ripe watermelon.
Granted, but 98% of the watermelon's mass consists of watermelon seeds. I wish I was good at League of Legends.