Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted. The ice scream won't stop screaming for eyes cream in a ridiculous high pitched voice. (Good to be back, dude. It took me a minute to realize who you were due to the name change, but I caught on.:derpe:)


    I wish for another xbox controller.
     
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    Granted. It's for the new Xbox One.

    I wish for a sandwich.
     
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    Granted, it's the heavy's sandvich and he isn't too happy you took it

    I wish for all the monies in the world
     
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    Granted, but the people it came from aren't too happy you took it. They brought guns to take it back.

    i wish for y to finally find his x so he'll be quiet.
     
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    Granted. Now you have to solve for dy/dx.




    I wish for a haircut!
     
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    Granted, it's the worst in history.

    i wish for molestia to visit me in the night
     
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    Granted. She only sees you on her way to visit your mother.




    I wish for a pound of Goldfish crackers!
     
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    Granted. They are stale as hell.

    I wish Emma Watson was my wife.
     
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    Granted, but she turns you into a waffle and leaves you for Ron Jeremy.

    I wish to play COD.
     
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    I wish for 10 monies
     
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    Granted. After taxes, you owe the government 100 monies!!!

    I wish to be a cartoon character.
     
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    Granted, you're mute and you're the punching bag of the show

    I wish for a vacuum cleaner
     
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    Granted. You become a dog and the vac scares the living piss out of you!

    I wish I could fly.
     
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    Granted, you can only fly for 2 centimeters and it's a one time use

    I wish to meet Wendee Lee
     
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    Granted, the mafia blackmail you, forcing you to kill them.

    i wish to be the doctor's companion.
     
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    Granted, you get eaten by a grue the first step you take out of the TARDIS.





    I wish that the world smelled like lemons.
     
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    Granted, the world is flooded in lemon pledge.

    i wish for futurama to not be ending.
     
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    Granted. All the main characters die, Bender is deactivated, and every episode revolves around Nibbler.

    I wish I had the power to walk through walls.
     
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    Granted. You can also fall through floors, but the power is always active.




    I wish for a ripe watermelon.
     
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    Granted, but 98% of the watermelon's mass consists of watermelon seeds.

    I wish I was good at League of Legends.
     

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