Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted, you can only play as Fiddlesticks, and everyone thinks you hack.

    I wish puffy ami yumi was back on tv.
     
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    Granted. It is now written by Steve Moffat.

    I wish for a helicopter.
     
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    It falls on top if you, killing you instantly.

    I wish my wish gets corrupted.
     
    #5363 Dreamer, Jun 24, 2013
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    Granted, um... it... doesn't? WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY!!

    I wish that you wish was never wished!
     
    #5364 A Smoove Criminal, Jun 25, 2013
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    Granted your wish then implodes in on its self


    i wish for an unbreakable iPad with unlimited Internet access
     
    #5365 MC-T, Jul 7, 2013
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    Granted. The only website you can go on is foxnews.com!

    I wish I could hang out with Dashie and AJ.
     
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    Granted, they are their G3 counterparts

    I wish to high five the EG Sunset Shimmer!
     
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    Granted, and she steals your trombone in the process, then runs away into a portal leading to a high school in a human parallel universe.
    Now she's the princess of the low brass.
    Your quest is to go to the parallel universe, win 1st chair in the section, and take back what's yours.

    I wish for a root beer float.
     
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    Granted, it floats away into space

    I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms!
     
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    Granted, Lucky (the mascot) then hunts you down and kills you for stealing his lucky charms.

    I wish to be a succubus.
     
    #5370 Dreamer, Jul 17, 2013
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    Granted. But you fall in love with your very first victim.

    I wish I had a corset.
     
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    Granted, every time you tighten it, your overall mass is compacted into a smaller volume until you shrink into an infinitely dense object that ends everything. (Plus 3 Internet if anyone knows what that from...)

    I wish for an apple with exactly one worm in it.
     
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    Granted, a bird flies by and jacks the worm from the apple. Then Applejack comes by and steals the apple out of your hands. Before you can fangasm over the fact a pony is right in front of you she bucks you in the chest for no reason then leaves.

    I wish for a turtle named Frank
     
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    Frank dies a minute after you get him. Then you get Ted as compensation. Ted bites you.

    I want to hug a super-model. (With the intent of breaking them)
     
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    Granted but it's a super model from another dimention where super models are grizzly bears. He eats your face off

    I wish to be a real boy
     
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    Granted, you have cancer and a week to live.

    I wish for a single wing. Not two, just one.
     
    #5376 Dreamer, Jul 17, 2013
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    Granted. You get a bonus wing to go with it! And the bonus wing isn't optional.

    I wish I was a real demon.
     
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    Granted. You are a slave demon who must serve all other demons without question for all eternity.

    Oh how I wish I was an Oskar Mayer Weiner!
     
    #5378 Dreamer, Jul 17, 2013
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    Granted you are never eaten, you grow moldy and are than eaten by a vulture

    i wish that I had amazing drawing skills
     
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    Granted, you get hired to draw The President of The United States of America! But you mess up and get deported

    I wish I knew what day it was
     
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