Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

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    Granted. TODAY, YOU DIE!!!

    I wish I hadn't just corrupted that last wish.
     
    #5381 Rockout E. Stringer, Jul 26, 2013
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    Granted, he dies anyway.

    I wish to have a pet rock.
     
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    Granted, it turns evil and beats you to death!

    I wish I had some music to go with my signature!
     
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    granted, it's 70's hair band music.

    I wish for 3 candles shaped like the number 3.
     
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    Granted. You get three tapers that, when placed side-by-side, form III.

    I wish for all of the knowledge of the multiverse.
     
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    Granted. You forget it all a millisecond later. You spend the rest of your life trying to remember what you've forgotten.

    I wish it would stop raining.
     
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    Granted. All of the Earth's water disappears, and the planet dies. Thanks, jerk.

    I wish for chaos.
     
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    Granted, it is then trapped in stone forever.

    I wish for a pie.
     
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    Granted. Sweeny Todd helped make it.

    I wish for nothing at all.
     
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    Granted, the nothing is within something, a LOCKED something.

    I wish for my sentence to be-
     
    #5390 Dreamer, Jul 27, 2013
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    Granted. It's a run on sentence that has no commas and seems to go on forever and ever and even and everyone around has to sit there and read it and everyone sighs because it just won't stop until it does which will be soon because I'm getting tired of writing this out.

    I wish I would have written more there.
     
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    Granted, it never ended and my wish was never granted.

    I wish for my wish to be one relating to homestuck.
     
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    Granted. You get stuck in the wall of your house, but only half of you.

    I wish I had a cookie.
     
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    Granted, but it's poisonous.

    I wish my computer wasn't a peice of crap, broken, both, or either.
     
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    Granted. It's a V-Tech baby computer.

    I wish Motorhead would come to NC!
     
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    Granted. They have a 1 hour layover in the airport and then fly away.

    I wish Shark Week was still about science.
     
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    Granted. It's about the science of the game pool. (pool sharks? Get it?)

    I wish I wasn't so inclined to making puns.
     
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    Granted. You still do, but by accident and they are so bad, the mere thought of them causes people around you to weep in misery.

    I wish there was more time in the day.
     
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    Granted. The days now last twice as long. Unfortunately, every day is now Monday.

    I wish for superpowers.
     
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    Granted, your super power is the ability to turn into a grain of rice. You cannot turn back.

    I wish to own a pet rock.
     
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