Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

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    Granted. He keeps crapping pebbles on your bed.

    I wish I was an anime character.
     
    #5401 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 9, 2013
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    Granted. You are now the crap ghost from PSG.

    I wish for a superpower that doesn't suck.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. You can now only super exhale. FOREVER!

    I wish David Attenborough would narrate my everyday life.
     
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    I wish everyone would worship me
     
    #5404 Black Rose, Sep 8, 2013
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    Granted; people begin grabbing your pants legs in public believing it will heal them.

    I wish I had a larger collection of manga.
     
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    Granted. It is all destroyed in a fire.

    I wish I was a baller.
     
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    I wish for a cupcake
     
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    Granted it's 50 years old and falls apart at your touch.

    I wish I didn't have a headache.
     
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    Granted, now you just have an ache.

    I wish it wasn't so hot out today.
     
    #5409 Taxi Commander, Sep 9, 2013
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted, you are now in Antarctica.

    I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
     
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    Granted. You miss that thing you REALLY wanted to do!!

    I wish I could disguise myself as anyone I wanted to.
     
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    granted you are then taken to a secret government facility to be tested on to find out the ways of your strange powers


    i wish that i did not have to sleep and was always awake
     
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    Granted; you miss dreaming for the rest of your life.

    I wish faster internet connections were available in my area.
     
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    Granted. You now live in Communist China.

    I wish for a magical talking wildebeest.
     
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    Granted. It only speaks in Tsetsaut.

    I wish I could make the food I cook look like it does in the cookbook. :sigh:
     
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    Granted, its made of plastic.

    I wish to live in Ponyville.
     
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    Granted. Your brain has been removed.

    I wish for a car.
     
    #5418 Fenris Rose, Sep 10, 2013
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    Granted. They are scooped out with a shovel.

    I wish I could be a pony for a week.
     
    #5419 Rockout E. Stringer, Sep 10, 2013
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. You wake up in a glue factory.

    I wish for nothing.
     
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