Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

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    Granted. You no longer exist.

    I wish I could eat steel wool.
     
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    Granted, you are now a grill.

    I wish my computer was faster.
     
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    Granted. It sprints away from you like Usain Bolt.

    I wish Bullet for My Valentine and A7X would play at my birthday party.
     
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    Granted, its a reunion for them and you're too old to enjoy them anymore.

    I wish I could lose some weight.
     
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    granted you then become skinnier than a toothpick

    i wish for time control powers
     
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    Granted. You can only make time go .00000000000000000001% faster.

    I wish my co-workers would randomely break into song with me.
     
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    Granted, your life is now a musical with only Justin Bieber songs.

    I wish I could be a ninja.
     
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    Granted. You are a TMNT action figure that cannot move on its own.

    I wish I was married to Agnieszka Radwanska!!!
     
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    Granted; it's the wrong Agnieszka Radwanska.

    I wish I had a soda.
     
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    Granted, a soda is waiting for you in a space shuttle heading towards the moon.
    I wish I had a laptop that had no lag, and could download anything without getting viruses.
     
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    granted, it can fly and flies off a bridge

    I wish I was an alicorn :D
     
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    Granted. You are alone on the moon for 1000 centuries. :Trollestia:

    I wish I could hula hoop well.
     
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    Granted, you become famous and people will not leave you alone
    I wish my deceased dog was still alive :C
     
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    Granted, the corpse of your cacnine friend is alive but still decaying.

    I wish for a corrupted wish.
     
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    Granted. Except it crashes right away, because the file got corrupted.
    I wish for more wishes! (What could possibly go wrong?)
     
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    Granted, questions fill your screen and you can get rid of them
    I wish to dance with my decaying dog
     
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    Granted, you and your decaying pal are sent to the underworld with no way back, for it is the only place with a dance party going on right now.

    I wish baby applejack was was next to me saying "I'm Applejack mowr appil fwitter?"
     
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    Granted. Applejack mistakes your fingers for fritters and eats them.

    I wish MLP would crossover with the horses from Disney movies, like Maximus (Tangled).
     
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    Granted, but they all die a tragic death at the end of the movie.
    I wish I had a paint brush that could paint anything I thought of.
     
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    Granted. You have a stroke and cannot think for yourself anymore.

    I wish State of Decay would get to a release version!
     

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