Granted. It sprints away from you like Usain Bolt. I wish Bullet for My Valentine and A7X would play at my birthday party.
Granted, its a reunion for them and you're too old to enjoy them anymore. I wish I could lose some weight.
Granted. You can only make time go .00000000000000000001% faster. I wish my co-workers would randomely break into song with me.
Granted. You are a TMNT action figure that cannot move on its own. I wish I was married to Agnieszka Radwanska!!!
Granted, a soda is waiting for you in a space shuttle heading towards the moon. I wish I had a laptop that had no lag, and could download anything without getting viruses.
Granted, you become famous and people will not leave you alone I wish my deceased dog was still alive :C
Granted. Except it crashes right away, because the file got corrupted. I wish for more wishes! (What could possibly go wrong?)
Granted, you and your decaying pal are sent to the underworld with no way back, for it is the only place with a dance party going on right now. I wish baby applejack was was next to me saying "I'm Applejack mowr appil fwitter?"
Granted. Applejack mistakes your fingers for fritters and eats them. I wish MLP would crossover with the horses from Disney movies, like Maximus (Tangled).
Granted, but they all die a tragic death at the end of the movie. I wish I had a paint brush that could paint anything I thought of.
Granted. You have a stroke and cannot think for yourself anymore. I wish State of Decay would get to a release version!