Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Fenris Rose

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    Granted. It's terrible.

    I wish for a new car.
     
    #5441 Fenris Rose, Oct 9, 2013
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    Granted. It's a powder blue Prius that makes screeching noises that are only audible from within the vehicle.

    I wish for the number 3.
     
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    Granted. That's how many brain cells you have left.

    I wish for a ball of rubber bands.
     
    #5443 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 9, 2013
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    Granted, it weighs 8 tons and falls on your house from 30000 feet in the air.

    I wish the giant rubber band ball wouldn't bounce so much...
     
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    Granted. It only bounces ONCE and lands on your head.

    I wish my supervisor would stop calling me names.
     
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    Granted. He fires you, thus stopping the name calling.

    I wish for my wish to not be granted.
     
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    Not granted.
    Too bad, though. I was going to throw in a new car and a Hawaiian vacation.

    I wish for a BLT.
     
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    Granted. Here is your bouncing lettuce toy.

    I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
     
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    Granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and not granted and granted and...

    -BOOM!-

    Error! The genie has exploded!


    I wish for the genie to be unexploded.
     
    #5449 Fenris Rose, Oct 10, 2013
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    Granted. It was Jafar and now he's free to rule the universe. Good job.

    I wish to live that one fanfiction.
     
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    Granted. You cease to exist because you aren't in it.

    I wish it would get just a wee bit cooler.
     
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    Granted. All the ice cream in the world still melts... oh, and you die of hypothermia.

    I wish to be the super mega awesomerrific WISHMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Granted. You're now THIS guy.
    [​IMG]

    I wish for ULTIMATE POWER!!!
     
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    Granted, you get a single AAA battery that never runs out of power.

    I wish for tomorrow.
     
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    Granted. You won't get it today.

    I wish my head was full of chocolate.
     
    #5455 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 17, 2013
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    Granted, I think this one sorts itself out

    I wish for all the jewels in da worlds

    Edit: Oh crap, I meant Jewels!
     
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    Granted. They are all suing you for some reason or another.
    Except me. I'm just sitting and laughing.

    I wish for a meat cupcake.
     
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    Granted, the animal that the meat came from is alive and it bites you, you're now a meat dessert yourself
    I wish to pass my math test

    - - Auto Merge - -

    Granted, the animal that the meat came from is alive and it bites you, you're now a meat dessert yourself
    I wish to pass my math test
     
    #5458 soul_less, Oct 17, 2013
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    Granted but you get a really low score so you don't get into any colleges or universities

    I wish I was the best BF4 player of all time
     
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    Granted, now you are only capable of speaking in blatant obscenities about other peoples mothers and you sound like a 12 year old.

    I wish for a pet goldfish who can't die or harm me.
     
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