Corrupt Wishes

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    I wish I had a cookie
     
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    Granted, it's gluten free, sugar free, and all natural. In other words, it tastes like dirt, because it's made of dirt.

    I wish I could count past 100
     
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    I wish my tires were bulletproof.
     
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    Granted, but they aren't spike proof so you still can't evade the cops in Need 4 Speed

    I wish I had a poster with a turtle on it
     
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    Granted, it comes to life at night and eats your head.

    I wish to be the star of an animated television show.
     
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    Granted. You are the Robot Chicken.

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    Granted. It's just a red laser pointer and can't actually do anything except annoy cats. Also, they used metal laser pointers to give it to you, so you are blind, and your eyes are just kind of thin metal rods.

    I wish for a pie... that's horse flavored... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
    #5467 Dreamer, Oct 19, 2013
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    Granted but it had no taste MUAAAHAHAHAHA

    I wish I can go nowhere
     
    #5468 DerpySlurpy, Oct 21, 2013
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    Granted, you go somewhere called nowhere.

    I wish for a blueberry pie.
     
    #5469 Dreamer, Oct 21, 2013
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    Granted. It tastes faintly of bitter almonds.

    I wish for complete control over the entire universe.
     
    #5470 Fenris Rose, Oct 21, 2013
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    Granted, everything else is teleported to a different universe first though.

    I wish for an actual pony.
     
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    Granted. It's rabid.

    I wish for a dill pickle.
     
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    Granted. You don't get to eat it.

    I wish to abuse the system.
     
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    Granted. You smash your computer with a hammer.

    I wish for world peace.
     
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    Granted. We are attacked by aliens and lack the proper weaponry to fight back because of said peace. Good job meany.

    I wish everyone on the forum was their avatar.
     
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    Granted. Rid kills us all.

    I wish I had a fish in a dish.
     
    #5476 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 21, 2013
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    Grantd but the dish was on the fish instead

    I WISH I CAN WISH FOR A WISH THATLL MAKE ME WISH FOR ANY WISH
     
    #5477 DerpySlurpy, Oct 21, 2013
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    Granted. You can wish for it, but it won't be granted.

    I wish for a pet monkey.
     
    #5478 Dreamer, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted but it wanted to go to space.

    I WISH I WOULD FOLD
     
    #5479 DerpySlurpy, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. You are never able to yell again. Also, someone stole all your chips. And your slurpee.

    I wish I had more vacation time.
     
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