Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

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    Granted. You're fired. Now it's permanent.

    I wish I didn't have to clean my desk out.
     
    #5481 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. it gets thrown out a 20th story window. the entire desk.

    I wish for wild dinosaurs to roam free.
     
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    Granted but you get squashed.

    I wish I never existed!!! >: D
     
    #5483 DerpySlurpy, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. The world is a better place and you are forced by the angels to not be able to come back into existence.

    I wish for a pterodactyl.
     
    #5484 Dreamer, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted but.....idk you get squashed?..again?

    I wish I was Invicibleee!!!!
     
    #5485 DerpySlurpy, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. Due to being invincible, the us army traps you in an impenetrable underground base for your entire life, performing painful studies and tests on your power.

    I wish to be slightly more attractive.
     
    #5486 Dreamer, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. All objects are attracted to you with such force that you are crushed immediately.
    I wish this wish was a wish that wasn't really a wish.
     
    #5487 ProbablyMemetic, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. or not.

    I wish your wish wasn't corrupted.
     
    #5488 Dragonbait, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted but then I use magic powers! Murhaha! >: )

    I wish I had more magic!!
     
    #5489 DerpySlurpy, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. You can now turn yourself into a slug, but you can't change back.

    I wish for a purple slurpie.
     
    #5490 Dreamer, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted, but no body will ever drink you because you are onion flavored.

    I wish ponies invaded earth.
     
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    Granted, they kill everyone and each other until just one is left. That one becomes Celestia and Luna's parent, and creates all the ponies.

    I wish for a pie.
     
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    Granted but now everything you drink/eat will taste of carrot pie. (Including water)

    I wish to have children with fluttershy (human form)
     
    #5493 300nukez, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted but she umm....has....magic? yea yea, she goes back in time...and make sure that never happened?....:/

    I wish I knew a bad thing to mess up that wish above
     
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    Granted but.. Only nukes knows how it can go wrong!

    Hey that's cheating if fluttershy has children why would she go back in time so they did not exist? I isn't that like murder? A full explanation must be given here.

    So my wish still stands with extra strength.

    I wish to have a loving family with fluttershy in her human form.
     
    #5495 300nukez, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted, but they all die in a fire that you accidentally started, and you are forced to live with the guilt for the rest of your life.

    I wish for a double bacon cheeseburger.
     
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    Granted. It eats you.

    I wish to be schizophrenic.
     
    #5497 Dreamer, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted, the monkey is actually a short person in disguise and creepily watches you all the time.

    I wish to be a ginger

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    Granted, the monkey is actually a short person in disguise and creepily watches you all the time.

    I wish to be a ginger
     
    #5498 soul_less, Oct 22, 2013
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    Granted. You are now ginger. (Get it, it doesn't need to be corrupted? Hahahaha. Gingers.)

    I wish to be schizophrenic, because that wish never got granted yet.
     
    #5499 Dreamer, Oct 22, 2013
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    Meh? Everyone just broke the chain. I will start it up again.


    I wish I was immortal
     
    #5500 300nukez, Oct 22, 2013
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