Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Dreamer

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    What are you talking about? No one broke the chain. Someone just didn't look to see if there was another page.
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    granted. You watch all your friends and loved ones die.

    i wish to be schizophrenic.
     
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    granted, you then wish to not be schizophrenic, within two hours

    I wish I could throw my Spanish teacher at a bus
     
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    granted. he comes back from the dead and haunts you in a Spanish dialect you don't know.

    I wish, I wish, I had a knish.
     
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    Granted. You HAD a knish.

    I wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts.
     
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    Granted, they crush you to death.

    I wish for a pet crab.
     
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    Granted, but the crab can only eat real paper money.

    I thought the monkey thing was the result of your wish. (Sorry)

    I wish all humans including me became ponies.
     
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    Granted. They all kill you for no reason.

    I wish for a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.
     
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    Granted, They come only for the shake and steal it.

    I wish men were also a symbol of beauty like women.
     
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    They are everywhere but america. That's a fact, not a wish being granted, so... yea.

    I wish people knew about the rest of the world before they say stupid things.
     
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    Granted, everyone gets a 6 year high school requirement. As a result the government goes caput under the financial stress.

    I wish everyone got pony powers (wings and horns)
     
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    Granted. It starts a world war where everyone dies.

    I wish for a razor apple.

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    Granted. It starts a world war where everyone dies.

    I wish for a razor apple.
     
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    Granted but the moment you touch it it's so sharp you use a glove to hold it. Everything goes well until the apple rots in your house. It brings in roaches and bugs.

    I wish for a cup of water and a sandwich made by a professional 5 star chef in Las Vegas.
     
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    Granted. He vomits on it before you can eat it.

    I wish to travel to japan.
     
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    you travel to japan and die from the radioactive waves, an hour after you got there.

    I wish to be ridley wolfs bestest friend ever
     
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    Granted, his lady friend gets jelly and stabs you at night.

    I wish I could stop time
     
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    (soul_less) Granted, but you soon realize that I'm a total a-hole.
    (300nukez) Granted, but you stop yourself along with it.

    I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.
     
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    Granted, the sandwich was actually very tasty everything is fine until you realize the sandwich did not come with anything to drink. You spend all day thirsty.

    I wish for a baby turtle that was just born
     
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    Granted but it turns out its a snapping turtle and starts biting bits of your flesh off.

    I wish for all bronies to be teleported into the world of MLP.
     
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    granted, the turtle sets you on fire

    I wish to not make a small child cry again in the haunted house thing i'm in tonight.
     
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    Granted but you get fired for not being scary enough.

    I wish for everyone in the world to turn into anthro versions of mlp characters.
     

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