Corrupt Wishes

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by JspOt, May 29, 2011.

Page 278 of 294
  1. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
    Community Moderator egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    12,683
    Bro hoofs Received:
    924
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Graphic Artist
    Location:
    The Tarhoof State!!
    Granted. They are full of razor blades.

    I wish my dishes would wash themselves.
     
    #5541 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 28, 2013
  2. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    I thought I finally had one... oh well...

    Granted, they throw themselves on the ground once they are clean.

    I wish for the number 3 to be called "enchelupa"
     
    #5542 Dreamer, Oct 29, 2013
  3. soul_less

    soul_less New In Town
    Blank Flank

    Joined:
    May 20, 2013
    Messages:
    7
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Granted, that word summons a demon that sets you on fire whenever you say it.
    I wish I knew why the number "11" isn't pronounced"ontey-one"
     
    #5543 soul_less, Oct 29, 2013
  4. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    Granted, you now know why, but you REALLY wish you didn't.

    I wish the person below me's wish gets corrupted.
     
    #5544 Dreamer, Oct 29, 2013
  5. soul_less

    soul_less New In Town
    Blank Flank

    Joined:
    May 20, 2013
    Messages:
    7
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    granted, it is the nineteenth person below you

    I wish for an incorruptible wish
     
    #5545 soul_less, Oct 29, 2013
  6. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
    Deactivated Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2013
    Messages:
    19,885
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2,038
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    Granted, you get nothing.

    I wish for Flash Sentry x Princess Twilight Sparkle to become canon.
     
    #5546 Fenris Rose, Oct 29, 2013
  7. soul_less

    soul_less New In Town
    Blank Flank

    Joined:
    May 20, 2013
    Messages:
    7
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    granted, you completely forget about it for five years.
    I wish people would add me on snapchat
     
    #5547 soul_less, Oct 29, 2013
  8. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
    Deactivated Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2013
    Messages:
    19,885
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2,038
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    Granted. They are all con artists.

    I wish people would stop misspelling easy words.
     
    #5548 Fenris Rose, Oct 29, 2013
  9. soul_less

    soul_less New In Town
    Blank Flank

    Joined:
    May 20, 2013
    Messages:
    7
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    granted whenever someone splles a word worng uoy loose a limb, that will teach thme!
    I wish I would pass my driving test.
     
    #5549 soul_less, Oct 29, 2013
  10. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
    Community Moderator egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    12,683
    Bro hoofs Received:
    924
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Graphic Artist
    Location:
    The Tarhoof State!!
    Granted. You blow a tire on the way home.

    I wish my soda would never go flat.
     
    #5550 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 29, 2013
  11. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    granted, YOU go flat instead.

    I wish to go fast!
     
    #5551 Dreamer, Oct 29, 2013
  12. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
    Admin egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2011
    Messages:
    11,310
    Bro hoofs Received:
    579
    Occupation:
    ETL Developer
    Location:
    Sietch Tabr, Arrakis
    Granted, you go so fast you catch on fire and burn to cinders.

    I wish for a glass of chocolate milk.
     
    #5552 Dragonbait, Oct 30, 2013
  13. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    Granted, it's spoiled.

    I wish for BEEEEEEEEEES!
     
    #5553 Dreamer, Oct 30, 2013
  14. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
    Admin egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2011
    Messages:
    11,310
    Bro hoofs Received:
    579
    Occupation:
    ETL Developer
    Location:
    Sietch Tabr, Arrakis
    Granted. You are now Nicolas Cage, but only from the bad movies.

    I wish for pumpkin pie.
     
    #5554 Dragonbait, Oct 30, 2013
  15. 300nukez

    300nukez Practically Part of the Site Itself

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2013
    Messages:
    55
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Occupation:
    Building Skyscrapers
    Location:
    in a dark corner...
    Granted, you eat it and your body oder is now pumpkin

    I wish for BEER!
     
    #5555 300nukez, Oct 30, 2013
  16. soul_less

    soul_less New In Town
    Blank Flank

    Joined:
    May 20, 2013
    Messages:
    7
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    granted, you get arrested for being under age
    I wish for the worst thing possible
     
    #5556 soul_less, Oct 30, 2013
  17. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    Granted, it happens to someone you'll never hear about, about 300 million years in the future on another planet.

    I wish for fish.
     
    #5557 Dreamer, Oct 30, 2013
  18. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
    Community Moderator egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    12,683
    Bro hoofs Received:
    924
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Graphic Artist
    Location:
    The Tarhoof State!!
    Granted. It's a megalodon and it eats you.

    I wish I was me.
     
    #5558 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 30, 2013
  19. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    Granted, you are you, and so is everyone else.

    I wish for a vampire bat.
     
    #5559 Dreamer, Oct 30, 2013
  20. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
    Admin egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2011
    Messages:
    11,310
    Bro hoofs Received:
    579
    Occupation:
    ETL Developer
    Location:
    Sietch Tabr, Arrakis
    Granted. It shows up while you are asleep and sucks all your blood. You have died.

    I wish for a toothless alligator.
     
    #5560 Dragonbait, Oct 30, 2013
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 278 of 294

Share This Page