Corrupt Wishes

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  1. soul_less

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    Granted, it gums you to death
    I wish I could get out of the dealership quicker
     
    #5561 soul_less, Oct 30, 2013
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    Granted. You are now in debt because you purchased a $649,934.48 vehicle.

    I wish my blood was green.
     
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    Granted, it is actually slime and it hardens, killing you painfully

    I wish I had new pants
     
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    Granted. You HAD new pants, now they are old and moldy.

    I wish for more Nightmare Night candy!
     
    #5564 Dragonbait, Nov 1, 2013
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    Granted.
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    I wish I hadn't just made fun of Wilford.
     
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    I got a link thing I can't open....I LOVE IT!!!
    you get Billy maze for 19.95......BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE if you claim it right now we will double your order, so you have 2 Billy mazes and all that for only 19.95!!!
     
    #5566 soul_less, Nov 1, 2013
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. Your lack of wishing consumes you and drives you insane.

    I wish for crazy dreams.
     
    #5567 Dragonbait, Nov 1, 2013
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    Granted. You go bat *squee!* insane and kill everyone.

    I wish for a shiny watch. (cuz mine's not shiny enough!)
     
    #5568 LorelTheIceBear, Nov 5, 2013
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted, it catches the sun and blinds you. Permanently.

    I wish for a day off from work.
     
    #5569 Dragonbait, Nov 8, 2013
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    Granted. In fact take as many as you want... along with all of your personal belongings... and turn in your name name tag.

    I wish for the wishmaster to grant the wish of the next wishy-washy wisher.
     
    #5570 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 8, 2013
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    Granted. Your lips fall off.

    I wish the person granting these wishes was nicer.
     
    #5571 Dragonbait, Nov 12, 2013
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    Granted. They decide not to grant your petty wished.

    I wish that I could make snare line next year...
     
    #5572 Oro, Nov 17, 2013
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    Granted. You get turned into a wire and used in the line for a hunter's snare.

    I wish I wasn't so awesome at twisting words.
     
    #5573 Dreamer, Nov 21, 2013
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    Not granted, you can't change something you didnt have. :p

    I wish dobby was my best friend
     
    #5574 soul_less, Nov 25, 2013
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    Granted he soon becomes annoying and you slap him go hard it looks like he has a second head

    I wish for money!
     
    #5575 300nukez, Dec 1, 2013
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    Granted, it's for a country you can convert from.

    I wish to have an advanced synth part in winter percussion
     
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    Granted. You freeze up and fail horribly, embarrassing your entire band.

    I wish you were here.
     
    #5577 Dragonbait, Jan 12, 2014
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    Granted. I appear in front of you and steal your pony stuff.

    I wish spike asked rarity out already.
     
    #5578 300nukez, Jan 19, 2014
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    Granted.The date turns all of the ponies in equestria in to alicorns!

    I wish i had a space heater.
     
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    granted: it burns your house to the ground.

    I wish season Bleach would finish getting dubbed.
     
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